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(Message started by: ghost62 on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 7:04pm)

Title: How to call the Police
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 7:04pm

How to call the Police

George Phillips of Meridian was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by Langa on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 7:41pm

DAMN, THAT WAS GOOD! :D

Langa

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 7:47pm

Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna, [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] Its my favorite food

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by Langa on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 7:52pm

on 03/02/05 at 19:47:45, ghost62 wrote:

Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna, [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] Its my favorite food

Sigh...Alright, if you're gonna throw in an ear lick, i guess i can let it slide...

Lasagna :-[

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 7:55pm

[quote author=Langa link=board=funnies;num=1109808273;start=0#3 date=03/02/05 at 19:52:47]

Sigh...Alright, if you're gonna throw in an ear lick, i guess i can let it slide...

Lasagna :-[/quote]
[smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by Frank_W on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 8:40am

ROFL!! I didn't throw in the ear lick. That's why I didn't get away with it. Damn... ;;D

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by sandie99 on Mar 5^th, 2005, 6:51am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: How to call the Police
Post by mynm156 on Mar 8^th, 2005, 11:24am

AWESOME!!!!