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(Message started by: ghost62 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:42pm)
Title: Dirty dishes
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:42pm
Can Coldwater clean dishes?










John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John notice a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "are these plates clean?"  
His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.  Just you go ahead and finish your meal sonny!"  

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.  Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "are you sure these plates a re clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.  Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"  

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.  John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".  

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ...

















"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:08pm
Oh my damn!  [smiley=hurl.gif]

Langa  :P
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:25pm
Why did I know you would like it Lasanga [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:35pm

on 03/02/05 at 19:25:02, ghost62 wrote:
Why did I know you would like it Lasanga [smiley=laugh.gif]


Stop the press!  Lasanga...???

First is Frank with Lasagna, now you...must you butcher an already bad nickname?... :-/

L A N G A, repeat, L A N G A   ;;D
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:45pm
After Frank did it I couldnt resist. But remember if we didnt love ya we wouldnt pick on ya. :P
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:49pm
I guess I can feel the love  :-[  LOL!

It's one of those names you gotta play with...most people can't hep it...  Some people drop the G and call me Lana... ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by LeLimey on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:13am
Langa.. you are going to HATE me for this one then!! It always reminds me of Kanga... in Winnie the Pooh!
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 3rd, 2005, 7:05am
As I said Helen...it's a bad nickname to begin with...lol...

Kanga...like Kangaroo...?   :P

Langa
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Frank_W on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:42am
:-X :-X :-X *looking innocent*  :-X  :-X :-X  :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:52am

on 03/03/05 at 08:42:59, Frank_W wrote:
:-X :-X :-X *looking innocent*  :-X  :-X :-X  :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]


It's not working... :P
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Frank_W on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:08am
[smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=lick.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by ghost62 on Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:25pm

on 03/03/05 at 09:08:42, Frank_W wrote:
[smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=lick.gif]

HE THREW IN THE EAR LICK   !!!!!!   [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] [smiley=deal2.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:42pm

on 03/03/05 at 13:25:11, ghost62 wrote:
HE THREW IN THE EAR LICK   !!!!!!   [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] [smiley=deal2.gif]


Ear licks will make me forgive quickly ;;D…wet willies will get your ass kicked…LMAO (I just cracked myself up!)

Langa
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Frank_W on Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:52pm
ROFLMAO!  ;;D Licks are good. Nibbles are better. Wet willies=Ass Kicking. Definitely.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by sandie99 on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:19pm
:o
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Biker on Mar 4th, 2005, 8:47pm
I have some neighbors who use to show up around dinnertime a couple times a week.    I always had food to spare (just threw in more meat).  It was looking like a habit forming.  After a month of discust, I ate dinner with them, then asked his wife to take the dishes out to the poarch.  (They never seemed to hang out when it came time to dishwash).  After the  dog licked all the dishes, I picked up the dishes, and replaced them in the cabinet directly from the poarch.  
   Those folks have never stopped by at dinner time since.    
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Langa on Mar 4th, 2005, 8:56pm

Quote:
Those folks have never stopped by at dinner time since.


Uh, yeah!  Neither would I!  LMAO!
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by cynjeep89 on Mar 5th, 2005, 8:12am
Hey Biker,

That's what we call the "pre-wash cycle"! :D
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by Frank_W on Mar 5th, 2005, 1:59pm
ROFL!! That rules, Biker!! [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 28th, 2005, 9:29pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Dirty dishes
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 28th, 2005, 11:18pm
:-X [smiley=laugh.gif] A dog that does dishes.

Careful that makes em' more valuable than most of us men.  ;)

Tom



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