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Title: Liquor Warnings Post by Tiannia on Mar 1st, 2005, 1:14pm Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ American liquor manufacturers have accepted the Surgeon General's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alholcol may mack you tink you kan tpye reely relly gode |
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Title: Re: Liquor Warnings Post by Langa on Mar 1st, 2005, 5:34pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Liquor Warnings Post by sandie99 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 1:30am [smiley=laugh.gif] it's even funnier because I'm always sober... ;;D |
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