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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Feb 24^th, 2005, 12:24pm)

Title: One More Blonde Joke....
Post by daffyswacky on Feb 24^th, 2005, 12:24pm

A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five
things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke in here?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Title: Re: One More Blonde Joke....
Post by sandie99 on Feb 24^th, 2005, 12:38pm

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