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(Message started by: Redd715 on Feb 18^th, 2005, 6:29pm)

Title: You're Fired...(maybe)
Post by Redd715 on Feb 18^th, 2005, 6:29pm

One day the new office manager finds himself faced with quite a quandary. The company is downsizing and he has to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to two people, Stacy and Jack. But it would be a hard decision to make as they were both equally qualified and excellent workers.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first he would let go.
Stacy came in the next morning with a huge hangover after parting all night. She went straight to the water cooler to get some water to take an aspirin. Reluctant, but resolved the new office manager approached her and said; "Stacy, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
To which Stacy replied, "Could you just jack off, I have a terrible headache

Title: Re: You're Fired...(maybe)
Post by nani on Feb 18^th, 2005, 7:19pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: You're Fired...(maybe)
Post by ghost62 on Feb 18^th, 2005, 7:57pm

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Title: Re: You're Fired...(maybe)
Post by sandie99 on Feb 20^th, 2005, 5:37am

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Title: Re: You're Fired...(maybe)
Post by Frank_W on Feb 22^nd, 2005, 10:00am

ROFLMAO!!!!