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(Message started by: ghost62 on Feb 16^th, 2005, 7:21pm)

Title: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by ghost62 on Feb 16^th, 2005, 7:21pm

The old ladies coffee

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son
is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well-hung,
male stripper.

Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God....

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by nani on Feb 16^th, 2005, 7:23pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by Langa on Feb 16^th, 2005, 7:24pm

LMAO~ !! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by ghost62 on Feb 16^th, 2005, 7:40pm

I kinda thought a few would like this one ;;D

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by sandie99 on Feb 17^th, 2005, 12:48pm

I love it! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by AussieBrian on Feb 17^th, 2005, 8:58pm

She always gets it wrong, bless her. I'm 6'3".

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by nani on Feb 17^th, 2005, 9:17pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by PittsburghJoe on Feb 18^th, 2005, 2:31am

Very funny, it reminds me of another one:

Four middle-aged businessmen are on the golf course. During their game, they all start bragging about their sons.

The first one says: "My son is a dentist. He's doing so well, he recently told me he bought his girlfriend a whole new wardrobe for her birthday."

The second one says: "Well, my son is a successful neurosurgeon. He bought his girlfriend a BMW for her birthday."

The third one says: "Yeah? Well my son is an up-and-coming hotshot attorney. He bought his girlfriend a first-class trip to Europe for her birthday!"

Finally, the fourth one says: "Well, my son may be gay, and he's only a waiter. But for his birthday last month he got a new wardrobe, a BMW and a trip to Europe, so he can't be doing TOO badly!"

Title: Re: Old Ladies Coffee
Post by BobG on Feb 27^th, 2005, 9:08am

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one Joe!

What color is the Beemer?

;)