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(Message started by: Lili-Laura on Feb 16^th, 2005, 5:20am)

Title: Secret to happy marraige
Post by Lili-Laura on Feb 16^th, 2005, 5:20am

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled.
My wife quietly said, 'That's once'.
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse; while I was shouting,
she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.

And we lived happily ever after."

Title: Re: Secret to happy marraige
Post by sandie99 on Feb 16^th, 2005, 11:32am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I do feel sorry for the horse, though....