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(Message started by: notseinfeld on Feb 16^th, 2005, 1:04am)

Title: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by notseinfeld on Feb 16^th, 2005, 1:04am

Couldn't resist:

Astronomers are telling us that a giant asteroid, over 300 yards wide, will narrowly miss the earth on April 13, 2029. That's 24 years from now. April 13, 2029, by the way, is a Friday the 13th. Democrats are already protesting the possibility of a preemptive strike on the asteroid.

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by BikerBob on Feb 16^th, 2005, 12:07pm

and Republicans are already planning a preemptive strike on the asteroid even though it's going to miss the earth.

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroida
Post by notseinfeld on Feb 16^th, 2005, 8:55pm

Agreed--for the sensible solution we must consult the Libertarians.

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroida
Post by ghost62 on Feb 16^th, 2005, 9:21pm

on 02/16/05 at 20:55:03, notseinfeld wrote:

Agreed--for the sensible solution we must consult the Libertarians.

Here Here

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by ghost62 on Feb 16^th, 2005, 9:22pm

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Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by nani on Feb 16^th, 2005, 9:23pm

Hey ghost...are your personalities posting seperately? ;;D

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by JeffB on Feb 17^th, 2005, 3:06pm

It must have a wmd on the asteroid.

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by Jimmy_B on Feb 21^st, 2005, 11:40am

Kill all the asteriods and let the vacuum of space sort em out.

Title: Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
Post by sandie99 on Feb 21^st, 2005, 12:03pm

on 02/16/05 at 21:23:55, nani wrote:

Hey ghost...are your personalities posting seperately? ;;D

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