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(Message started by: ghost62 on Feb 15th, 2005, 7:53pm)
Title: Well what would you do?
Post by ghost62 on Feb 15th, 2005, 7:53pm
>The owner of a golf course in Arkansas was confused about paying an
>invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

>He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of

>Arkansas and I need some help.  If I were to give you $20,000, minus

>14%, how much would you take off?"

>

>The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my

>earrings."

>

>You gotta love those Arkansas women.



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