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(Message started by: Lili on Feb 11^th, 2005, 2:29pm)

Title: On Not Getting Any Younger
Post by Lili on Feb 11^th, 2005, 2:29pm

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one says:
"Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man says: "What 's the name of the restaurant?". The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally says to his companion "Aaah, what is the name of that red flower you give someone you love?". His friend says "A carnation?", "No, no The other one." The man says. His friend offers another suggestion: "A carnation?". "Nahhhh," growls the man. "You know - the one that is red and has thorns". His friend says "A rose?". "Yes!" Thanks" the first man says. He turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?".

An e.der.y man goes into the brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man an asks hold old he is. "I'm 90". "90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh, sorry" says the old man. "How much do I owe you?".

Three retirees, each with a hearing losss, were playing golf one day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?", "No" replied the secong, "it's Thursday", And the third man chimed in, "So am I, Lets have a beer".

Title: Re: On Not Getting Any Younger
Post by sandie99 on Feb 11^th, 2005, 2:52pm

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