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Title: Dear mom, I ran away... Post by Lili-Laura on Feb 9th, 2005, 4:43am A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorbike. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstacy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it. Don't worry mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit, for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter. Sandra. P.S. Mom, it's not true! I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer. Love you. |
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Title: Re: Dear mom, I ran away... Post by Langa on Feb 9th, 2005, 9:45am I would have fainted halfway through the letter... [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: Dear mom, I ran away... Post by Svenn on Feb 9th, 2005, 9:48am NOW that kind of letter sure can cause a major heartattack ;;D ;;D Svenn |
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Title: Re: Dear mom, I ran away... Post by sandie99 on Feb 9th, 2005, 12:31pm [smiley=laugh.gif] That would not ever work with my aunt, though. She is a journalist and she would just love events like that occurring for real... ;;D |
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