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(Message started by: Lili-Laura on Feb 9^th, 2005, 4:39am)

Title: Kids
Post by Lili-Laura on Feb 9^th, 2005, 4:39am

Little boy comes crying to his mommy, rubbing his butt. His mom asks him what happened, and he says "Daddy hit his thumb with a hammer", the mommy says "That's funny, it's something to laugh about", on which the boy replies "I did".

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them". JAMES BALDWIN

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked the pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move", answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssssst!' and it didn't move"

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five year olds. After explainin the commandment to "honour thy Father and Mother", she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?". Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered "Thou shall not kill…"

An exasperated mother whose son was always getting into mischief finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven". The boy thought it over and said "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door untill St. Peter says "For Heaven's sake, Dylan come in or stay out!"

Title: Re: Kids
Post by nani on Feb 9^th, 2005, 9:31am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Kids
Post by sandie99 on Feb 9^th, 2005, 12:56pm

Got to love 'em little ones... ;;D