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(Message started by: Apple on Feb 8^th, 2005, 7:51pm)

Title: Dog for Sale
Post by Apple on Feb 8^th, 2005, 7:51pm

Subject: Fw: dog for sale

> > > A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
> > >
> > > "Talking Dog For Sale."
> > >
> > > He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
> > > backyard.The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
> > >
> > > "You talk?" he asks.
> > >
> > > "Yep," the Lab replies.
> > >
> > > "So, what's your story?"
> > >
> > > The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
> > > when I
> was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
> spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me
> out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down.
> I sig! ned up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
> work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
> uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I
> got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
> > >
> > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
> > > for
> the dog.
> > >
> > > "Ten dollars." The guy says,
> > >
> > > "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a LIAR! He didn't do any of that shit."

Title: Re: Dog for Sale
Post by Langa on Feb 8^th, 2005, 9:28pm

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