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(Message started by: brain_cramps on Feb 6^th, 2005, 1:39am)

Title: Power Mower
Post by brain_cramps on Feb 6^th, 2005, 1:39am

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always limp.

Title: Re: Power Mower
Post by sandie99 on Feb 6^th, 2005, 5:53am

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