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(Message started by: Lili-Laura on Feb 4^th, 2005, 4:59am)

Title: Lady gets to pearly gates
Post by Lili-Laura on Feb 4^th, 2005, 4:59am

THis is really only meant to be funny, no offense to anyone. Lady gets to the Pearly Gates, goes to reception and gets told to take a seat at wait her turn, it won't be long. She sits and starts paging through a magazine when she hears earth-shattering screams. She goes back to reception and asks what's going on, so the Angel replies "Not to worry, it's the lady before you, they're just busy put a hole in her head for the halo". The woman is a bit worried, but takes her seat nontheless. Few minutes later, even worse screams! So she goes back and enquire what is going on, and the Angel assures her not to worry, it's still the same lady, they're just making holes in her back for the wings. THe lady then says "Look, sorry, but I think I changed my mind, I'll rather go downstairs if you don't mind", upon which the Angel replies "Oh No! It's unthinkable, it's bad and hot there, you'll get raped", to which the lady replies "It's okay, I already have a hole there"

Title: Re: Lady gets to pearly gates
Post by Langa on Feb 4^th, 2005, 8:49am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Lady gets to pearly gates
Post by ghost62 on Feb 4^th, 2005, 8:42pm

again [smiley=spit.gif]