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(Message started by: Lili-Laura on Feb 4^th, 2005, 4:53am)

Title: Farmer with horse
Post by Lili-Laura on Feb 4^th, 2005, 4:53am

This is actually meant to be funny if you're afrikaans (Language of some South Africans). Afrikaans speaking people often battle with the english language, especially farmers, and often use the incorrect word for another, but I'm sure you'll enjoy so here goes:
Old farmer sits on his stoep (porch) drinking a brandy when an Texan comes up to him and say "Mr Van der Merwe, I like that horse there". The farmer lifts his felt hat and says "That horse don't look too good", the American says "well I'm a cattle breeder from Texas and I can spot a thoroughbred when I see one and I tell you that horse look mighty fine". The farmer chews on a piece of grass and say again "man, that horse don't look good" so the Texan grabs his cheque book and over to buy the horse for $10 000. After the purchase, the American asks to take the horse for a gallop. The horse is made ready and off he goes. Hours and hours later the American returns bruised and blue, blood pouring from his nose, clothes in rips and says "But Mr van der Merwe that horse is totally blind", upon which the farmer says "But I then told you he doesn't look too good"

Title: Re: Farmer with horse
Post by guesst on Feb 4^th, 2005, 9:11am

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