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(Message started by: nani on Feb 2^nd, 2005, 12:21pm)

Title: Old men
Post by nani on Feb 2^nd, 2005, 12:21pm

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of
his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he
said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Title: Re: Old men
Post by sandie99 on Feb 8^th, 2005, 4:28am

That old man must be a kindered spirit with my uncle...he is just like that! ;;D

Title: Re: Old men
Post by Langa on Feb 8^th, 2005, 9:14am

Something my dad would do... [smiley=laugh.gif]