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(Message started by: guesst on Feb 2^nd, 2005, 11:58am)

Title: Breakfast of champions.
Post by guesst on Feb 2^nd, 2005, 11:58am

Presidential Brunch

One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like and he replied: "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit".
When she asked George Bush what he would like, he replied: "How about a quickie?"
"Why Mr. President, how rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton. I'm disgusted!"
As the waitress stormed off, Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered: "It's pronounced 'Quiche'."

Title: Re: Breakfast of champions.
Post by nani on Feb 2^nd, 2005, 12:23pm

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