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(Message started by: AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 1st, 2005, 7:03pm)

Title: A bad day
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 1st, 2005, 7:03pm
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep this morning and go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me.

"When I leave the building and go to my car, I find out it was stolen. And the police say they can do nothing to find my car.

"I get a cab to return home, and after I get out of the cab, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in the cab. I run after the cab driver who just laughs and drives away.

"I get home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and end up at this bar. And now you show up and drink my poison"

Title: Re: A bad day
Post by nani on Feb 1st, 2005, 7:24pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A bad day
Post by sandie99 on Feb 2nd, 2005, 3:14am
;;D



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