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(Message started by: AussieBrian on Jan 26^th, 2005, 10:32pm)

Title: The Hungry Duck
Post by AussieBrian on Jan 26^th, 2005, 10:32pm

A duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The Barman says, "No."
The duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says, "No."
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"There's No Bloody BREAD!"
"Got any bread?"
"Get outa here before I NAIL YOUR BLOODY BEAK TO THE BAR!!!"
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"

Title: Re: The Hungry Duck
Post by BobG on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:24am

[smiley=crackup.gif] Now that was funny.

Title: Re: The Hungry Duck
Post by broomhilda on Jan 27^th, 2005, 1:10pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Hungry Duck
Post by Langa on Jan 27^th, 2005, 3:28pm

Cute! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Hungry Duck
Post by LeLimey on Jan 27^th, 2005, 5:57pm

I love it, its one of those jokes that is SO bad its brilliant, laughed myself silly here! Thanks!

Title: Re: The Hungry Duck
Post by sandie99 on Jan 28^th, 2005, 3:30am

;;D I've heard the same with a bunny asking for carrots!