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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Jan 24^th, 2005, 8:03pm)

Title: The Washcloth....
Post by daffyswacky on Jan 24^th, 2005, 8:03pm

>There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

>

>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist

>later in the week. Early one morning, I received a

>call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had

>been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had

>only just packed everyone off to work and school, and

>it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office

>took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to

>spare.

>

>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort

>over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I

>wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I

>rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the

>washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave

>myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was

>at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the

>clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car

>and raced to my appointment.

>

>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when

>I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure

>you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the

>other side of the room and pretended that I was in

>Parisor some other place a million miles away.

>

>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we

>have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I

>didn't respond.

>

>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and

>went home. The rest of the day was normal... some

>shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

>

>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing,

>she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my

>washcloth?"

>

>I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She

>replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the

>sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by nani on Jan 24^th, 2005, 8:13pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by Langa on Jan 24^th, 2005, 9:06pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Good one!

Langa

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by Biker on Jan 25^th, 2005, 2:04pm

Been 3 minutes, and Im still laughing. Got kinda sparkley there did ya?

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by maureen on Jan 25^th, 2005, 2:22pm

I LOVE IT best laugh I had all morning scary thing is a person can really see that happening!

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by LeLimey on Jan 25^th, 2005, 7:02pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] Bloody brilliant! Cringing in sympathy!!

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by sandie99 on Jan 26^th, 2005, 4:09am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 27^th, 2005, 10:52pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 27^th, 2005, 11:11pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]Don't be surprised if you're just a little more popular than usual at your next visit. That's gonna' be a tough one to top. [smiley=ohjez.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: The Washcloth....
Post by Frank_W on Jul 28^th, 2005, 8:51am

ROFLMAO!! *tears from laughing so hard* [smiley=laugh.gif]