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(Message started by: Biker on Jan 22^nd, 2005, 1:01pm)

Title: Here is your joke
Post by Biker on Jan 22^nd, 2005, 1:01pm

The standard price of gold use to be 32 bucks an ounce for over a hundered years. I went to sell my several ounces of pure gold and was offered over 400 bucks an ounce for the same gold that would have brought 32 bucks an ounce 30 years ago.
Now, I know that the earth is not currently producing more gold. From 32 bucks in the 60's to over 400 bucks in 2005-------I have confusion.
That makes me think that the planet goverments are producing fake money. We cannot possibly be making more gold.
So, Im thinking if 400 bucks is only worth 32 bucks, why isn't the price of my produce going up????
Have the banks made that much income on credit?
I think population has made the planet pretty strange. I think I will keep my little house in the holler. Dayumm the investors who are offering to purchase the farm.
I get approached alot by investers. They offer me money. I tell them I will trade the farm for gold. Why wont they trade land for gold???? They wanna play with checks.
That folding money is good in stores, and banks seem to always have a little deletion in the numbers on the paper. I think gold and silver is the way to work.
Theres the joke folks. Deal in GOLD and Silver. Makes the current 100 dollar bill seem kinda worthless.