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Title: Politically Correct Male Post by Redd715 on Jan 21st, 2005, 7:09am He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist. He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection. He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression. You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange. He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive. His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated. He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American. You do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined. He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion. He is not short - he is Anatomically Compact. He does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion. He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a Vehicular Addiction. He does not have a hot body; he is Physically Combustible. He is not unsophisticated; he is Socially Malformed. He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from Reverse Bulimia. He does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative. He is not a sex machine; he is Romantically Automated. He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has Swine Empathy. You do not undress him with your eyes; you have an Introspective Pornographic Moment. He is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged. |
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Title: Re: Politically Correct Male Post by Langa on Jan 21st, 2005, 9:13am Good one! [smiley=laugh.gif] And my favorite: Quote:
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Title: Re: Politically Correct Male Post by sandie99 on Jan 21st, 2005, 1:02pm Good one, thanks! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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