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(Message started by: nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 8:52pm)
Title: For men and women...how to impress your partner
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 8:52pm
To impress a woman:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile
at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage
her. Believe in her.  Cuddle with her. Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy
her flowers.
Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the
ends of the earth
and back
again for
her.

To impress a man:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
Title: Re: For men and women...how to impress your partne
Post by Langa on Jan 18th, 2005, 8:59am

Quote:
To impress a woman:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile
at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage
her. Believe in her.  Cuddle with her. Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy
her flowers.
Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the
ends of the earth
and back
again for
her.


Is that too much to ask?  I don't think so... ;;D

Langa


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