|
||
|
Title: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by mynm156 on Jan 9th, 2005, 12:43pm Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius. Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay? A: They don't have time. Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A: They won't stop for directions. Q: Why did God put men on earth? A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in. Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them. Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? A: Because their balls fall over their not a very nice persons and they vapor lock. Q: Why do men masturbate? A: It's sex with someone they love. Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Q: Why did God make men before women? A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy. Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going. Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet. Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What men know about women. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything. Q: How does a man take a bubble bath? A: He eats beans for dinner. Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay? A: A half hour of begging. Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused? A: He's breathing Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds? A: Government bonds mature. Q: How do you save a man from drowning? A: Take your foot off of his head. Q: What do men an beer bottle have in common? A: They are both empty from the head up. Q: How can you tell if a man is happy? A: Who cares? Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know. It's never happened. Q: How are men and parking spots alike? A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped. Q: What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by LeLimey on Jan 9th, 2005, 1:17pm quick!! someone tell mulder and scully the truth isn't "out there"... its here!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by Langa on Jan 9th, 2005, 2:09pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by broomhilda on Jan 9th, 2005, 2:10pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by nani on Jan 10th, 2005, 2:38pm ::) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by karma on Jan 10th, 2005, 3:51pm Pay back time Q: Why do men become smarter before sex? A: Because they never know when they will get lucky again Q: Why don't women think during foreplay? A: impossible Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A: survival of the fittest, only the finest will do Q: Why did God put men on earth? A: To give women something to bitch about Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: women need someone to look up to Q: What do electric toys and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the women who usually end up playing with them. Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? A: Sit on my face and I'll show you Q: Why do men masturbate? A: It's sex without the nagging Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A: Because women took all the smaller ones Q: Why did God make men before women? A: Because men had to be around to stop them from killing each other Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: and such a fine shade of white it is Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? A: Its not necessary. Women need to learn to put it up where it belongs Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What men want to know about women. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: none. thats womens work Q: How does a man take a bubble bath? A: He gets invited by a women Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay? A: Call me I'll show you Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused? A: He's breathing. You have a problem with this? Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds? A: men don't have any fineprint Q: How do you save a women from drowning? A: close her mouth. Q: What do men an a beer bottle have in common? A: look at the shape from the neck up. Q: How can you tell if a man is happy? A: he's listening Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't, thats womens work Q: How are men and parking spots alike? A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are available but risky Q: What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? A: hiring a maid |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by sandie99 on Jan 18th, 2005, 3:36am [smiley=laugh.gif] The simple thruths... ;;D |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by sassy_lady on Jul 27th, 2005, 11:13pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||
|
Title: Re: Ok one 4 my Sisters out there Post by burnt-toast on Jul 27th, 2005, 11:20pm Aw man..... See, its spilled over to the funnies and jokes board. I knew you gals were going to get vindictive on our butts. That Jimi really stirred it up this time. ;) Tom |
||
|
Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1! YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved. |