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(Message started by: Kris_in_SJ on Dec 27^th, 2005, 7:57pm)

Title: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Dec 27^th, 2005, 7:57pm

As for me ... a resounding NO! I hate making promises I know I can't keep.

Perhaps I could resolve to give up pickled herring, which I can't even stand to look at. *smile*

Kris

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by BobG on Dec 27^th, 2005, 8:14pm

Resolutions are something I've always tried to avoid. ::)

modified to add:
My 6 year old grandson is great at video games. So my wife got herself a PlayStation for Christmas. Her revolution for the New Year is to learn to play the games so she can "Beat the snot outa that little fart!"

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 27^th, 2005, 8:38pm

on 12/27/05 at 20:14:17, BobG wrote:

Bob - I'd love to meet your wife - she sounds like my kind of Grandma! That's too funny, but is absolutely something I'd come out with as well. It's pretty bad when a 4 year old has to show Grandma how to do some of these things! ;;D

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 27^th, 2005, 8:59pm

That's a good resolution. Think I'll learn to put a CD in the darn TV and play it. Told you guys I'm totally electronically challenged. Caleb has to put the CD's in if we watch a movie. Do these things come with instructions in English?

Hugs BD

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by cootie on Dec 28^th, 2005, 12:05am

My resolution is to win the lottery and quit messin around looseing.........winning is not for loosers Pam 8)

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Carl_D on Dec 28^th, 2005, 12:57am

I've only made a couple of resolutions this year. Some carried over from last year since I didn't keep them.

1. Develope a drinking problem
2. Change my name legally to "Heywood Jablome"
3. Get rid of all my midget porn (I really did last year, but it was returned to sender. Oh woe is me).
4. Stop masturbating in public restrooms
5. To hide my male pattern baldness, I will buy a mullet wig.
6. I will realize my lifelong dream of becoming a Mime with a Mullet
7. Meet Cher and seek her eternal wisdom
8. Meet Jessica Simpson and seek her eternal wisdom
9. Study yoga, get plastic surgery and become a pop star as per previously mentioned parties. They will also bring much enlightenment to the fact I was once a snail named "Gerd"
10. I plan to write and record the longest song ever in history. It will clock in at 9 hours and 36 minutes and will change the course of music forever.
11. I will become a forensic scientist and plant evidence at every crime scene to lock up people I don't like very well. Justice will be served. Or is that vengeance?
12. Start listening to Helen Reddy, Barry Manilow, and Liza Minelli. That will also trigger a massive addiction to anti-depressants
13. Did I already mention the midget porn?
14. Since I have had long lost friends contact me lately and give me that warm fuzzy feeling of happiness, I will call people at random out of the phone book and tell them I am a long lost relative. I just want everyone to feel the love like I do.
15. Life imitates soap, so I will die this year, but then it will be discovered I was actually kidnapped by Stephano DiMiera and I will suddenly have hair again, be good looking, and pork Marlena Evans.
16. I promise to spend more time watching C-Span
17. It will be revealed that I had a secret love-child with Madonna. Or was it Martika? I can't remember.
18. Decorate my home in potatoes
19. I will start calling everyone "Captain" or "Chief"
20. Gain weight. I hate being this thin
21. Run for government office. My campaign slogan will be "Vote For Me. I Lost My Genitals In A Lawnmower Accident And Cannot Cause Sex Scandals"
22. When I am home alone and mormons or LDS come to my door, I will welcome them in by saying "Please enter, we've all been expecting you" and proceed to talk to people who aren't in the room.
;;D

Actually, I only have two real resolutions this year:
Get my life back somehow, and I also plan to aggressively pursue adopting an animal I have always wanted: A timber wolf cub. A friend of mine back when I lived in Michigan had a wolf and it was the coolest animal on the planet. Contrary to popular belief, not all wolves are viscious animals. Woo (my buddys wolf) was on a farm of many animals and was probably mellower than the rest of them.

Happy New Year Y'all. Be safe and whatever you do
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!! If you are out with someone and they have been drinking and insist on driving, get them a cab. If they refuse, clock them over the head with something, knock them out, then call the cab. Driving while intoxicated may not seem like a bad idea at the time, but when you are inhebriated, telling a cop to blow you doesn't seem like a bad idea either.

Peace,
Carl

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Melissa on Dec 28^th, 2005, 7:21am

Quote:

So ... Any Resolutions Here?

Nope, not here. :)

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by E-Double on Dec 28^th, 2005, 7:49am

on 12/27/05 at 19:57:59, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

As for me ... a resounding NO! I hate making promises I know I can't keep.

Perhaps I could resolve to give up pickled herring, which I can't even stand to look at. *smile*

Kris

I'm the same way eith one major difference. Herring is yummy :o ;;D

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by JenniferD on Dec 28^th, 2005, 7:59am

1. FIND A FREAKIN JOB!

2. Get back into working out like I used to.

3. Get hubby's ass up out of his chair and working out with me so he has more energy for..............um..........well, to keep up with me....teehee.......... [smiley=inlove.gif]...........a woman has needs too!!!!

Title: .Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 28^th, 2005, 8:35am

I resolve to keep being me and stop apologizing to those who hoped I would change. ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Lizzie2 on Dec 28^th, 2005, 9:32am

Smile more, complain less. ;;D

Oh and work less and sleep more.

I think that would seriously help me with the smiling more, complaining less part of my resolution.

;)

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Jasmyn on Dec 28^th, 2005, 9:56am

[smiley=crackup.gif]O, Pam that was sooo funny.

Like Bob's wife I'm going to have a revolution this coming year and be a bad Mother for a change.

I'm going to insist that my kids do everything on Carl's list ;)

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Ghost on Dec 28^th, 2005, 10:39am

Not to kill anyone unless they really deserve it! ;;D

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by jimmers on Dec 28^th, 2005, 11:21am

To make sure I never fry bacon in the nude!OUCH ;;D

Seeya,

Jimmers

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by floridian on Dec 28^th, 2005, 11:30am

on 12/27/05 at 19:57:59, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

As for me ... a resounding NO! I hate making promises I know I can't keep.

Perhaps I could resolve to give up pickled herring, which I can't even stand to look at. *smile*

Kris

Pickled herring I don't know. But kippered herring has been very, very good to Floridian. Prhaps I should resolve to try pickled herring in the new year.

Title: So . Any Resolutions Here?message 4 barb d
Post by minnie on Dec 28^th, 2005, 12:06pm

on 12/27/05 at 20:59:08, BarbaraD wrote:

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ok Barb first lesson.a movie is a DVD a CD you can play in most DVD players but they're usually music.so you will learn to put the DVD in the DVD player to watch a movie.Their ya go lesson #1 from a electronically challenged mom of 2 ;;D
minnie
My resaloution is same as last year.Continue to let friends and family know I love them and their special to me both telling and showing I think this one has been successful.
Try not to sweat the small stuff another continuation from last year only half successful but will continue to try.
Now for about 12 years I've had these two and have yet to even begin to get them right.The first is to stop killing plants I really want a green thumb instead of this black one.it really sucks cause Billy does have a green thumbs and so does one sister and my niece.I don't even want to look at plants cause they die..And the ever elusive get organized every year I buy a few things I think will help organize my life ::) so far a no go.......
Try to get my life in control and count my blessings and not my losses I pray a lot for help with this....
Last but not least I want to try to be the best supporter I can for everyone on this board wether they are the CH ~~sufferer~~ surviver or the supprter loving them I wanna do what I can....Oh yeah trying real hard to make Milwaulkee.....
May we all have a painfree year physically,emotionally and heart wise
love to all Minnie

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Charlie on Dec 28^th, 2005, 6:06pm

Learn to use my new smiley machine

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/mach.jpg

Charlie

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Goblin on Dec 28^th, 2005, 6:10pm

Nope No Revolutions here! 8) ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by PL259 on Dec 28^th, 2005, 7:13pm

Only made one I ever kept. Bout 1980 made one that stuck!

"1980 resolution, pre-hangover/ Never make another resolution!"

Still keeping it :)

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by stevegeebe on Dec 28^th, 2005, 8:00pm

Move.

Steve G

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Phil L on Dec 29^th, 2005, 1:07am

I reslove that my resolution with be not be ratified
by reduction.

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Sandy_C on Dec 29^th, 2005, 8:48am

I got lots!

1. Quit drinking
2. Quit smoking
3. Exercise (not more exercise, just get off my butt and
move)
4. Lose 40 lbs before July 1 (gotta look good for
Milwaukee)
5. Take up a hobby like ...sky diving maybe.. in my spare
time after my 50 hrs per week at my business, my 50
hrs per week at my husband's business, my 50 hrs per
week doing regular household chores.
6. Travel, travel, travel - after I'm done with my hobby
hours
7. Tell my boss what I really think of him (but then I'd
have an extra 50 hrs to fill - hmmm?
8. Tell my daughters to either s**t or get off the pot and
give me grandkids so I can use those extra 50 hrs
on them.
9. Tell my husband to get off his butt and take care of the
yardwork, which would free up another 50 hrs
10. Find more time!

I plan to begin immediately on Jan 1! ;;D

Sure, I do!

Sandy

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by Wendy on Dec 29^th, 2005, 1:32pm

Yeah....

!. Make more love

2. Drink more booze

3. Eat more sweets

I think I can keep 2 out of the 3 anyway ;;D

Happy New Year, everyone!!

Title: Re: So ... Any Resolutions Here?
Post by vig on Dec 29^th, 2005, 2:31pm

on 12/27/05 at 19:57:59, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

As for me ... a resounding NO! I hate making promises I know I can't keep.

Perhaps I could resolve to give up pickled herring, which I can't even stand to look at. *smile*

Kris

I resolve to stop having headaches.
;;D

(I'm not saying I can keep the promise, just that I'm going to give it my best shot!)