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(Message started by: JenniferD on Dec 11^th, 2005, 7:18pm)

Title: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Post by JenniferD on Dec 11^th, 2005, 7:18pm

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. (thinking of you, Barbara!)

Title: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Post by Ueli on Dec 11^th, 2005, 8:57pm

Hints for the clumsy tinkerer

To avoid hitting your thumb while hammering in a nail:
- Mark a cross on both the nail and the face of the hammer, then bring the two crosses together.
or
- hold the hammer with both hands.

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Title: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Post by Melissa on Dec 11^th, 2005, 9:20pm

on 12/11/05 at 20:57:23, Ueli wrote:

2 questions.

1. What if you're crossed eyed and 2. if you're holding the hammer with both hands, do you put the nail inbetween your toes to steady it?

:)