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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Dec 10^th, 2005, 6:28am)

Title: Morning News......
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 10^th, 2005, 6:28am

Morning news

I think this one will put a smile on your face.

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra

when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured

and unconscious.

Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an

American Marine in similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first

aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked

the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and

moving north along the highway here, and coming

south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each

other, we both took cover in the ditches alongside

the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was

a miserable lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back

that Senator Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,

left wing liberal drunk.. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin

dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!

He retaliated by saying "Oh Yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton."

"We were standing there in the middle of the road,

shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

Title: Re: Morning News......
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 10^th, 2005, 6:41am

See...

"If you just take time to discuss things - common ground isn't so far off after all. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Morning News......
Post by Kate in Oz on Dec 10^th, 2005, 6:44am

[smiley=laugh.gif]