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Title: A cure? Post by Ghost on Dec 9th, 2005, 11:00am Check out number 9 ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories yo! u piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ============= 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by E-Double on Dec 9th, 2005, 11:04am and if she's really fun...... you can use duct tape [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by nani on Dec 9th, 2005, 11:08am Um, not at my house... sex sometimes ends up with one of us hospitalized... Damn, we're HOT! ;;D |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by BobG on Dec 9th, 2005, 12:19pm on 12/09/05 at 11:04:47, E-Double wrote:
Pheromones, those subtle sex perfumes in #6. Smells just like duct tape. ;;D |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by taraann on Dec 9th, 2005, 12:26pm Yeah I'm sooo tired of my hubby's hilarious joke "well yah know honey they say sex cure's headaches" ::) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by Melissa on Dec 9th, 2005, 12:58pm What is this "sex" you speak of [smiley=huh.gif]. |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by Jimi on Dec 9th, 2005, 1:07pm It's the number between 5 and 7. Geez, some of you guys are really dense. ;) |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by Redd715 on Dec 9th, 2005, 2:28pm on 12/09/05 at 12:58:32, Melissa wrote:
Ditto... :-/ |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by yikes-another-one on Dec 9th, 2005, 6:48pm yeah #9....it makes the blood vessels swell, just what I don't want......ugh. :-X Maybe we should tell the migrainepeople to do it more... ;) |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by gore2424 on Dec 9th, 2005, 7:37pm huh sex oh yeah I think I remember that BUT just remember everyone ............................... self service is cheaper than full service hehehehe |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by Charlie on Dec 9th, 2005, 8:14pm The last woman I had sex with switched preferences on me and the first one is dead. Not exactly ringing endorsements of the prowess Charlie |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by PittsburghJoe on Dec 9th, 2005, 8:17pm Quote:
Oh great, that's JUST what I need! |
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Title: Re: A cure? Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 9th, 2005, 9:32pm ] You guys are just what I needed tonight. Between the Rextangle thread, Erics duct tape and now this one.........I am laughing so hard it hurts... Thanks for the endporphins guys.. [smiley=crackup.gif] Linda |
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