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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Dec 9^th, 2005, 5:31am)

Title: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 9^th, 2005, 5:31am

WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.

11. It's always there to light up your life.

12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.

13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.

14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

15.It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by BobG on Dec 9^th, 2005, 7:55am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

You could say that about a women too.........if you
eliminate 1, 3, 5, 6, 7 and maybe 15.

;;D

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by Sandy_C on Dec 9^th, 2005, 8:22am

;;D ;;D

Thank's Barb. I now appreciate my Christmas tree even more.

Sandy

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by pattik on Dec 9^th, 2005, 8:49am

on 12/09/05 at 05:31:13, BarbaraD wrote:

10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.

...and that doesn't include beer.
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Thanks Barbara!

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 9^th, 2005, 9:01am

Yeah but can it shovel snow and warm up your car for ya'?

Tom

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by Charlie on Dec 9^th, 2005, 6:16pm

Quote:

Thank's Barb. I now appreciate my Christmas tree even more

That I've used the same tree for 28 years, says something about staying power then. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/wipe sweat.gif

A little rough on the edges....but then that's probably a good thing. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/ass grab.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by Jonny on Dec 9^th, 2005, 6:27pm

http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Tell_Her_Whos_Boss.wmv

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by Charlie on Dec 9^th, 2005, 6:44pm

Yessir. The Swedes, Finns and others really know what Christmas lights are all about.

This is for St. Lucia Day. Doesn't she look like she's having fun?

http://users.rcn.com/edstrom/assets/multimedia/Stluci_3.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

This is better:

http://teacher.scholastic.com/holiday/images/photo_st_lucia_day.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

Girls actually run around Lutheran Churches here with lighted candles in their hair. We never say anything about it. It's too much fun.

Charlie

Title: Re: Oh Christmas Tree....
Post by Sandy_C on Dec 10^th, 2005, 9:29am

Charlie

Please - advise these girls not to use hair spray! You'll have candles alllright - Roman candles! ;;D

Sandy