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(Message started by: Ghost on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 2:58pm)

Title: Christmas Cookies
Post by Ghost on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 2:58pm

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, set aside, check the Quervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still
OK, try another cup. You cant bee to carefel.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the friggin fruit off the floor...Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beeterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next,shift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher and enjoy!!!

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by Melissa on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 3:02pm

It never fails that every year I read that, I can't help but smile and laugh a little. Even with the crap that is going on in my life right now.

Thanks CHicken. ;)

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 3:03pm

Sounds a whole lot like my fruit cake recipe..... ;)

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by Ghost on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 3:20pm

on 12/02/05 at 15:02:53, Melissa wrote:

It never fails that every year I read that, I can't help but smile and laugh a little. Even with the crap that is going on in my life right now.

Thanks CH~~icken~~ock. ;)

There fixed it ;;D ;)

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by LeLimey on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 3:28pm

Barb you sound like my kind of cook! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mel... I think Capon suits Ghost better.. you know.. one of those SEXLESS birds!! ;)

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by Jasmyn on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 4:01pm

Jose Cuervo must have been famous for his nuts.

As well as his fruit cake? ;)

PS: Trying to keep a stiff upper ~~leg~~ lip here ;;D

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by Ghost on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 4:05pm

on 12/02/05 at 15:28:07, LeLimey wrote:

Barb you sound like my kind of cook! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mel... I think Capon suits Ghost better.. you know.. one of those SEXLESS birds!! ;)

You wernt supposed to tell ;;D
Shoot a catholic priest gets more than me. [smiley=laugh.gif] :-X

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by Langa on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 5:11pm

LMAO!

Langa

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by Charlie on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 11:19pm

Not far from the glogg making parties.

We used 3 or 4 bottles of vodka and cheap port wine as a "base" in which we dunked all the spices in the hot alcoholic brew. I don't remember much about these parties. We did a lot of testing.
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/lolabove.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/drunk.gif

Title: Re: Christmas Cookies
Post by sandie99 on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 4:39am

;;D

That sound relaxed cooking to me... ;)