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(Message started by: Lizzie2 on Dec 1^st, 2005, 11:14am)

Title: Can't sleep!
Post by Lizzie2 on Dec 1^st, 2005, 11:14am

Somebody read me a story?

;;D

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Melissa on Dec 1^st, 2005, 11:26am

Once upon a time there was a woman named, uh.. Gertie, who sat at her puter trying to put something on eBay to sell. Her head was bothering her, as it had for the past 2 hours, and so while she waited and waited for the Aleve to kick in, she had to deal with her 2 year old boy eating markers, her dog who would shred kleenex from the garbage, and the noise of the dishwasher sounding like it was gonna explode. Not only that, her stupid Emerson switchboard kept ringing and ringing, knocking her offline ever 4 minutes because it was a piece of CRAP, and then only to find out she kept reconnecting at 14.4kbps!!!!!!!!!!!

To make a long story short, she made plans to go out of town for the next day, will drink beer & margaritas and eat like a fucking PIG cause she just don't CARE!

The end. ;;D

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Lizzie2 on Dec 1^st, 2005, 11:30am

I like that one. :) Screw work tonight...I wanna go join Gertie for beer and eating like a pig.

:)

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 1^st, 2005, 4:20pm

You two girls just ain't RIGHT!!!!

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Ghost on Dec 1^st, 2005, 4:39pm

Once upon a time there was a stiff legged goat.

Everyone build on to it ok ;;D

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 1^st, 2005, 5:05pm

.... that was wearing a plaid skirt...

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by E-Double on Dec 1^st, 2005, 5:15pm

http://mixtur.dk/billeder/olsmagning/newcastle_brown_ale.jpg
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http://www.adult-dvds-auction.com/sextoys/images/toys/Bath-Time_Bunny_Vibrator.jpg
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http://www.themattresssite.com/images/woman%20sleeping2.jpg

;) :-*

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Jonny on Dec 1^st, 2005, 5:48pm

on 12/01/05 at 17:05:21, Rock_Lobster wrote:

.... that was wearing a plaid skirt...

.....Which came flying off when the Mule mounted the goat.....

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 1^st, 2005, 9:04pm

Quote:

.....Which came flying off when the Mule mounted the goat.....

Dear God! The child wants to sleep - not have nightmares for the next 6 months! :o

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Jonny on Dec 1^st, 2005, 9:10pm

on 12/01/05 at 21:04:16, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

Dear God! The child wants to sleep - not have nightmares for the next 6 months! :o

I almost pissed myself on that one.....LMMFAO ;;D

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Lizzie2 on Dec 1^st, 2005, 9:16pm

on 12/01/05 at 21:04:16, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

Dear God! The child wants to sleep - not have nightmares for the next 6 months! :o

haha Yes.. Image..burned...into my retinas.... AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's gonna be such a freaking long night. 3 baths and weights plus feedings at midnight, 3am, and 6am... If you're awake at 4am, think of me... ;;D

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by LeLimey on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 4:00am

It's 9am here so its 4am there.. I'm thinking of you Carrie ;;D

Title: Re: Can't sleep!
Post by Lizzie2 on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 8:52am

on 12/02/05 at 04:00:01, LeLimey wrote:

It's 9am here so its 4am there.. I'm thinking of you Carrie ;;D

Aww that's sweet - I was thinking of you too because at that point, I was running around like a nut trying to finish up my 3rd kid who was due to eat by 3am, and I was thinking how much I'd rather be in London already!!!

It's now almost 9am here, so that means night night...I hope.... no work until Monday day shift now (7am-3pm) - thank GOD! :)