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(Message started by: Slammy on Nov 29^th, 2005, 5:34pm)

Title: Going to France
Post by Slammy on Nov 29^th, 2005, 5:34pm

on business next Sunday! Actually, I will be flying into Zurich and taking the train to Basel and then to Mulhouse. It's a busy trip, but I am going to try and take some pictures! I wonder if there are any Swiss or French Slammettes along the way.... ::)

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Jonny on Nov 29^th, 2005, 5:40pm

If they give you any shit in France, just look at them and start singing any German song....LMAO ;;D

Have a good time, Bro!!

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Margi on Nov 29^th, 2005, 5:54pm

Ueli's Swiss, Slammy.

But I don't think you're his type. ;)

bon voyage mon ami. (that's it. that's all the French I know).

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by LeLimey on Nov 29^th, 2005, 7:47pm

What part of France are you going to Slammy and what days? Next week is busy but if I can get there I will :) There are some dirt cheap flights from here to there and there's always Eurotunnel so let me know!

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by jimmers on Nov 29^th, 2005, 8:21pm

She said "Eurotunnel" ;;D

Have fun dude,

Jimmers

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Nov 29^th, 2005, 8:24pm

Have fun ... and be grateful you don't have a car on the street!

Kris

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Charlie on Nov 29^th, 2005, 8:55pm

"Eurotunnel" http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Mondeiu Smiley.gif

I really hate that I missed the boat.....sorry I missed out on all this travelling. You younger types really get around.

Have a good trip Slammy. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bon voyage.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Going to Francek
Post by stevegeebe on Nov 29^th, 2005, 9:02pm

Say hello to everyone on Remulak.

Steve G

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 29^th, 2005, 9:10pm

From Oxnard to No. Carolina to France....my my my, Jim. You ARE the world traveler, aren't you hon.?

Margi is correct about Ueli. Look him and his cat up if you can. Hell of a nice guy. (He is sometimes on here late at night)

Linda

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by minnie on Nov 29^th, 2005, 10:12pm

heres a joke but I wouldn't repeat it in France LOL
have a fun,safe and painfree trip

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on
his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then! we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the states."

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."

don't mean to offend any of our French clusterhead just thought it was funny.
Minnie

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by cootie on Nov 29^th, 2005, 10:28pm

Cool !! Hey can you get Peppe La Pew's autograph for me. A la kitty Pam 8)

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 30^th, 2005, 7:00am

Have fun.... Don't even TRY to drive -- you'll lose!!! Lived there for a year, but I'm a woman - I can handle driving like that!

And take warm clothes -- if you go anywhere near Paris - it's colder than a witches's tit this time of year.

There's some "good" people in France - you just have to look for them... ;)

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 30^th, 2005, 7:35am

Tourist in Paris, obviously dying for the toilet, when a Gendarme said 'Monsieur, this way'.

Led him down a lane and around the corner into a beautiful garden where he was able to relieve himself privately on a lawn amongst the loveliest rose bushes.

'Wow', said the tourist. 'That's what I call courtesy!'

'Perhaps so', replied the Gendarme, 'but this is what we call the American Embassy.'

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by ZAIRA on Nov 30^th, 2005, 8:24am

Are you going in Paris?
Nice City... nice people.... ;;D

Enjoy your days in Europa ;;D

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Slammy on Nov 30^th, 2005, 2:01pm

I won't be going to Paris. I'm flying into Zurich and taking a train into Basel, then Mulhouse. So, I guess I am near the Franco-Swiss border. :D

I'll be there through the 11th.

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by catlind on Dec 1^st, 2005, 9:13am

Zurich is a university city, lots of slammettes and really great shopping!

While you are in France, memorize this phrase: (unless you do speak french)
Je ne parle pas en francais, parlez vous en anglais?

:)

And do NOT ask any girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi c'est soir.

(don't yell at my spelling, it's been a long time since I had to speak french)

Cat

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Melissa on Dec 1^st, 2005, 9:36am

lmao Cat ;)

(4 years French here and can only remember a few sentences. ::))

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Slammy on Dec 1^st, 2005, 2:22pm

on 12/01/05 at 09:13:25, catlind wrote:

And do NOT ask any girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi c'est soir.

(don't yell at my spelling, it's been a long time since I had to speak french)

Cat

hell, Cat.... I've never had to ask that in English! :D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by LeLimey on Dec 1^st, 2005, 2:29pm

on 12/01/05 at 14:22:04, Slammy wrote:

hell, Cat.... I've never had to ask that in English! :D
Slammy 8)

Aww .... isn't that sweet?! A man who isn't too proud to beg ;)

Title: Re: Going to France
Post by Slammy on Dec 1^st, 2005, 4:21pm

on 12/01/05 at 14:29:23, LeLimey wrote:

Aww .... isn't that sweet?! A man who isn't too proud to beg ;)

There's alot of stuff that Slammy's not too proud to do... but beggin' isn't one of them! ;)

Slammy 8)