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(Message started by: sandie99 on Nov 27^th, 2005, 11:52am)

Title: Love explained
Post by sandie99 on Nov 27^th, 2005, 11:52am

Men love women because...
they are the most divine creatures ever created.

Women love men because...
well, chocolate can't mow the lawn.

;;D
I heard this one on radio this morning. ;)

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by Jasmyn on Nov 27^th, 2005, 12:09pm

Wise words [smiley=laugh.gif]

I wonder where is that Goat, he will be all over this one! ;)

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by LeLimey on Nov 27^th, 2005, 12:58pm

Chocolate doesn't complain when you leave teeth marks either ;)

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by sandie99 on Nov 27^th, 2005, 1:21pm

on 11/27/05 at 12:58:07, LeLimey wrote:

Chocolate doesn't complain when you leave teeth marks either ;)

[smiley=laugh.gif]

And the best part is that it was a male radio dj who said it... ;;D

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by pattik on Nov 27^th, 2005, 1:37pm

Chocolate is God's gift to women (unlike men who just THINK they are) ::) ;;D

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by BobG on Nov 27^th, 2005, 2:04pm

Chocolate is a friend of man too.

Give it to women and their pants fall off.

Cheaper than getting the broad drunk!
8)

Hey, chill out! I'm just filling in til Goat gets here.

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by LeLimey on Nov 27^th, 2005, 2:27pm

Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

You can GET chocolate.

"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft..

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty name.

The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by sandie99 on Nov 27^th, 2005, 2:45pm

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/jessicabooth/2005/02/12/chocolate.jpg

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by BobG on Nov 27^th, 2005, 2:47pm

Hey Sandie, those look like male chocolates to me. ::)

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by LeLimey on Nov 27^th, 2005, 2:50pm

on 11/27/05 at 14:47:54, BobG wrote:

Hey Sandie, those look like male chocolates to me. ::)

Yeah you're right Bob.. those are no mouthful :P

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by sandie99 on Nov 27^th, 2005, 4:05pm

on 11/27/05 at 14:47:54, BobG wrote:

Hey Sandie, those look like male chocolates to me. ::)

Male chocolate...?! And I thought that men didn't eat chocolate... ;;D

What about this one?
http://www.sweetcrunchbakeshop.com/images/125a.jpg

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by BobG on Nov 27^th, 2005, 4:12pm

Quote:

Male chocolate...?! And I thought that men didn't eat chocolate...

We don't. We use it to seduce you.

What about this one?
sea shells? star fish? They don't taste like seaweed do they?

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by stevegeebe on Nov 27^th, 2005, 4:51pm

What does chocolate taste like?

I'm so deprived...

Steve G

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by Ronny on Nov 27^th, 2005, 4:57pm

Dont get me started on chocolate, i'm addicted...

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by LeLimey on Nov 27^th, 2005, 5:11pm

on 11/27/05 at 16:51:06, stevegeebe wrote:

What does chocolate taste like?

I'm so deprived...

Steve G

Its scrumptious Steviepie, yummy yummy in my tummy ;;D
Obviously your very clever wife has you well trained into eating broccoli and lima beans and leaving the good stuff to her. Sadly my rotten SKINNY husband eats at least four bars a day.. did I mention he was rotten? And SKINNY?! (Mind you he does say that's the stress of being married to me....hmmmmmm)

Ronny of course you are addicted, your Belgian! My favourite chocolatier is Belgian too, Ickx..mmmmmmm!

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by broomhilda on Nov 27^th, 2005, 10:27pm

Here you go Ladies, something to really sink your teeth into... ;)

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/eroticmen.htm

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by Goat on Nov 28^th, 2005, 12:54pm

Ok the CHenz have had there fun but the real reason wimminz love men is.

We is cream filled too! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D :o

The Goat is back!

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by LeLimey on Nov 28^th, 2005, 1:15pm

oooooh Goatie.. does that mean its time for a WHIPPING?! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Love explained- adult joke ahead
Post by minnie on Nov 28^th, 2005, 1:41pm

on 11/28/05 at 12:54:54, Goat wrote:

Ok the CHenz have had there fun but the real reason wimminz love men is.

We is cream filled too! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D :o

The Goat is back!

-------------------------------------------------------
for you goatie dear :-* [smiley=laugh.gif]

Subject: A New Drink

> A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While
they're
> sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this
> really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she
> gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a
while
> he gives in and let's her order the drink for him.
>
> The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a salt
> shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at
the
> items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt
> on
> your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth
> and finally you drink the lime juice. So the boyfriend, trying to go
along
> and please her goes for it.
>
> He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of
> Baileys
> - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is ok. Finally he
> picks up the lime juice and drinks it....
>
> At one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys
> curdles,
> at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his
gag
> reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he
> swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to
> his
> girlfriend.
>
> She smiles widely at him and says "So, how did you like it? It's called
> "Blow Job's Revenge.'"
>

ha ha

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by LeLimey on Nov 28^th, 2005, 1:55pm

ROTFLMMFAO.. you know what Minnie.. I know people who will fall for this!!! *snort*.. oh I shall have fin with this little prank! ;)

Title: Re: Love explained
Post by Goat on Nov 28^th, 2005, 2:13pm

That was priceless [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

well guess we found out he was a swollower :o [smiley=laugh.gif]