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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 5:25pm)

Title: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving...
Post by daffyswacky on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 5:25pm

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. Are you ready for seconds yet?

7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

9. Don't play with your meat.

10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

12. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

Title: Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by Goat on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 5:30pm

[smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif]

Title: Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by vig on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 5:43pm

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
;;D

Title: Things You're NOT Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by BobG on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 8:59pm

And remember, at the Thanksgiving dinner table good conversation is part of the meal.

Never talk about:
politics
religion
sex
bodily functions
relatives that are not present
“That’s not the way my mom prepares it.”
the boil you had lanced last month or
that sore pimple on your back
how much money you make
how little money you make
“My kids are just precocious, your’s are just rotten”
how unfair your teenage son’s court ordered ‘volunteer work’ is

this could go on forever.

Have a Happy TurkeyDay.

Title: Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 10:20am

Oh yeah: Try to keep the F-bomb from slipping out. "Mom? Can you pass the fuckin' gravy, please?" usually doesn't go over very well. Not at all. Thus speaks the voice of experience... :-/ :-X

Title: Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by jimmers on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 10:51am

Or say to my sister-in-law whom I hate "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat chick" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Seeya,

Jimmers

Title: Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by Charlie on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 7:20pm

Good stuff kids. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/GLOM.gif

Title: Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
Post by Melissa on Nov 24^th, 2005, 7:17am

on 11/23/05 at 10:51:38, jimmers wrote:

Or say to my sister-in-law whom I hate "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat chick"

THANK YOU for the idea! :D

(are you sure we don't have the same sil??)