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(Message started by: Big Dan on Nov 21st, 2005, 4:37pm)
Title: This is so hawt...
Post by Big Dan on Nov 21st, 2005, 4:37pm
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

... You'd think with a name like that he wouldn't have to resort to nailing dummies.



-Big Dan
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2005, 4:41pm
Do they expect the dummy to testify as to the nature of the activity between "it" and Mr. Plentyhorse and will they convict based soley on "it's" testimony...

Inquiring minds want to know...


DD
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2005, 4:45pm
Don't knock "It" Donna.. "It" probably has a higher IQ than her boyfriend!  ::)
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2005, 4:51pm

on 11/21/05 at 16:45:20, LeLimey wrote:
Don't knock "It" Donna.. "It" probably has a higher IQ than her boyfriend!  ::)




Whew!!


At first I thought you were going to tell me 'Don't knock "it" til you have tried "it" '

Could have gone a whole nuther direction....


DD
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:02pm
Oh come on Donna.. women always have sex with dummies!
Its the only time men show any signs of brains.. when they are plugged into a higher intelligence  ;)
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Jimi on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:17pm
OOOOOOOO...Helen you're good.....
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:17pm
LMAO!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by JenniferD on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:32pm
Ok, just playing devil's advocate here... the guy's COULD get even here and say somn like she was prolly better than some of the women they've had.   ;)

SO BE NICE!
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by maffumatt on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:33pm
They caught a 17 year old here masterbateing with a pair of panties off the rack in walmart. His mother was even in the store when he did it. Ladies look before you buy.
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by JenniferD on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:40pm

on 11/21/05 at 17:33:26, maffumatt wrote:
They caught a 17 year old here masterbateing with a pair of panties off the rack in walmart. His mother was even in the store when he did it. Ladies look before you buy.



ohmygawd, my daughter and I saw a teenage kid playing with himself in the toy section in front of the Barbies at Walmart a couple years back! We called over an employee who got the security guard, they got on their walkie-talkies & said " He's back" and took off running after him!  ewwwwwwww!
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Goat on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:49pm

on 11/21/05 at 17:40:55, JenniferD wrote:
ohmygawd, my daughter and I saw a teenage kid playing with himself in the toy section in front of the Barbies at Walmart a couple years back! We called over an employee who got the security guard, they got on their walkie-talkies & said " He's back" and took off running after him!  ewwwwwwww!

Barbie is soooooooo hawt!

;;D :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2005, 6:01pm
Thats cos you're built like Ken if the toilet walls are anything to go by!  :P
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by cootie on Nov 21st, 2005, 8:20pm
Do dummbies produce little idiots ? Dummy in the tummy Pam
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2005, 8:43pm
Wasn't there a movie like this back in the 80's?
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by cootie on Nov 21st, 2005, 9:04pm
Yeah I jus seen it on the comedy station a while back......the name of the movie is......Mannequin......imagine that Pam  ;;D
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2005, 9:28pm
Me thinks the kid saw that movie too..... :-/
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by BobG on Nov 21st, 2005, 9:39pm
How old was the mannequin?
What's the age of consent in South Dakota?
Maybe the mannequin seduced the Plentyhorse.

Jeez, it's not like it was a watermelon in Piggly Wiggley.
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2005, 9:46pm
Or an Apple Pie on the counter..... ;;D
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by RichardN on Nov 22nd, 2005, 12:17am
 kinda' gives a new meaning to having a "woody"   ;;D
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Charlie on Nov 22nd, 2005, 3:10am
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pound laugh.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/jo.gif

Sex for dummies.

Charlie
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by stevegeebe on Nov 22nd, 2005, 4:53am
Talk about you ultimate dry hump...

Keep her away from Captin Kirk.

Steve G
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Jimmy B. on Nov 22nd, 2005, 10:40am
With a name like Plentyhorse...you'd think he wouldn't have a problem getting a girlfriend.

The real question here...is was it consensual. Those mannequins standing there with the stiff nipples. You know they're just asking for it.
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Jimi on Nov 22nd, 2005, 12:20pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Cerberus on Nov 22nd, 2005, 10:04pm
sicker yet... last I knew mannequins are androgynous with interchangeable parts... [smiley=huh.gif]


Mr. Plentyhorse was either really really really bored?!. or there was a serious deficit of horse to give plenty. You pick.

'Bus
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:09am
Hope he didn't get any splinters...

PFDAN.............................. Drk^Angel
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by jimmers on Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:47am
The mannequin probably had more moves than my old girlfriend! ;;D Probably smarter to [smiley=laugh.gif]

Seeya,

Jimmers
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by ccbiggsoo7 on Nov 26th, 2005, 1:35pm
at least he didn't have to worry about conversation afterwards!
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by Michael on Nov 26th, 2005, 4:49pm
LeLimey:

Oh come on Donna.. women always have sex with dummies! It's the only time men show any signs of brains.. when they are plugged into a higher intelligence.

--------------------------------


Given the makeup of the distaff side of this particular forum, one might want to reconsider the accuracy of this observation.
Title: Re: This is so hawt...
Post by BobG on Nov 26th, 2005, 5:56pm

on 11/26/05 at 13:35:13, ccbiggsoo7 wrote:
at least he didn't have to worry about conversation afterwards!

or that huggy-kissy-cuddling crap!

But, who's going to go get your beer and smokes when you're done?


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