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(Message started by: pubgirl on Nov 18th, 2005, 7:05am)
Title: Sex question for Americans
Post by pubgirl on Nov 18th, 2005, 7:05am
Is the stuff in this link true?

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12434_sex.html


It says amongst other things:

The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex. In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited. In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps. In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.

In Florida only the position "man on top" is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman"s bust during sexual intercourse, in Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top" in sex as well.

In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited. In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their "mirror" surface.

Wendy

P.S. Thank God I don't live in Kali Columbia  (yeeeeuuuccchh!)
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by JenniferD on Nov 18th, 2005, 7:16am
thankfully, those are outdated and archaic laws kept on the books for grins and giggles and lawmakers who found them too ridiculous to bother with.

now the bird thing.....who the hell knows what that was about!
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by pubgirl on Nov 18th, 2005, 7:22am
and does it mean sex with other animals is OK in Minnesota?
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by JenniferD on Nov 18th, 2005, 7:32am
LOL   no no no no no!  
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by kissmyglass on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:13am
There is a law in CT, NO fucking dead cats....hmmmm....Do we really need a law telling us not to fuck dead cats??  Are live cats fair game??? :o

K
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:21am
Don't know about other countries, but in Australia it's against the law for a man to marry his widow's sister.
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:30am
I'm pretty sure that's against the law in the United States too, Brian.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:42am

on 11/18/05 at 09:30:29, Jeepgun wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's against the law in the United States too, Brian.  

All of the United States?  I've heard some unusual stories.
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18th, 2005, 10:08am
Like Mark Twain: "Rumors of my demise have been grossly exaggerated."  ;;D
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 18th, 2005, 11:17am
In San Antonio TX it's against the law for a monkey to ride on a public bus. Guess that's been a problem in the past...

And I don't know if they took it off the books or not, but it used to be against the law for a man to beat his wife with a stick bigger than his thumb (there's some big thumbed men in Texas!!!).

And in FL, if you're a woman and married and decide to go into business, you MUST get a psychiatrist exam to state that you are SANE before you can do it. If you're divorced or single that is not required. I guess they're saying if you get married you're crazy! Well, maybe that's not such a crazy law afterall.

Wasn't there one in Boston about it being against the law to eat peanuts on the street or something like that?

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by ghost62 on Nov 18th, 2005, 11:32am
shoot i jumped in here hoping you wanted help. [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=inlove.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif]
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by cootie on Nov 18th, 2005, 11:32am
I don't know of any of them laws around these parts bein true........I've seen a few monkeys in Walmart and in cabs and all over town but they hadn't evolved yet properly Pam  ;;D
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by KingOfPain on Nov 18th, 2005, 11:40am

"Sex question for Americans"

Yes!  [smiley=biggrin.gif]

Who's offering?



Just kidding!
[Seriously kidding]

LMAO!   [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Margi on Nov 18th, 2005, 12:38pm
Wendy, I'm still a bit gobsmacked as to what led you to this article.  I mean, what did you type into your browser to bring up this link?  I guess, more importantly, why are you needing to research?  :)  

LOL It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? ;)
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18th, 2005, 12:44pm

on 11/18/05 at 11:32:47, cootie wrote:
I don't know of any of them laws around these parts bein true........I've seen a few monkeys in Walmart


Those are called Walmartians, and are the by-product of the "stupid-gas" that they pipe through the a/c ducts. Hey, if you really want to see meaning of "local wildlife," go to the nearest Supercenter at 2 a.m.

"People are strange...."

-Frankzilla
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by floridian on Nov 18th, 2005, 1:02pm

on 11/18/05 at 09:21:09, AussieBrian wrote:
Don't know about other countries, but in Australia it's against the law for a man to marry his widow's sister.


Not strictly illegal, but the courthouses across America generally refuse to issue a marriage license in those cases.
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Margi on Nov 18th, 2005, 1:04pm

on 11/18/05 at 13:02:47, floridian wrote:
Not strictly illegal, but the courthouses across America generally refuse to issue a marriage license in those cases.


see, here in Canada, they generally don't accept a death certificate as ID to get a marriage license.  But hey, maybe that's just us.  

p.s.  nice edit and re-do of your first post, Flo.  ;)
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by pubgirl on Nov 18th, 2005, 5:20pm
Margi

Would you believe I was looking up sheep shagging? True I'm afraid :-[

Wendy
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Rock_Lobster on Nov 18th, 2005, 5:52pm
Answer:

You party?
Yeah, we might party. How much?
Fifteen dolla.
Fifteen dollars for both of us?
No. Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long time.
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Karla on Nov 18th, 2005, 5:57pm
I happen to know that a town has a law "No spitting on the sidewalks".  Now people do that and don't get fined because the law is so old and so stupid.  Same thing goes with the sex laws.  There not enfourced so don't worry about it.  In America be happy to do your own thing.  ;) ;) [smiley=hurl.gif]
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by alienspacebabe on Nov 18th, 2005, 6:46pm

on 11/18/05 at 09:21:09, AussieBrian wrote:
Don't know about other countries, but in Australia it's against the law for a man to marry his widow's sister.



O M F G - you are hilarious!!!


note: the widow is alive. 'the man's widow' therefore means the man is dead.  No Duh he can't marry his widow's sister!
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Charlie on Nov 18th, 2005, 7:51pm
There are so many weird laws on sex here, or whatever one thinks resembles it, that there are books written about it.

God, I miss Sally http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/shoe lick.gif
Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/here sweets.gif
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Woobie on Nov 19th, 2005, 9:23am
go to www.dumblaws.com

and then - if that didnt crack you up enough -

go to www.dumbcriminals.com
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by E-Double on Nov 19th, 2005, 9:33am
NY

Quote:
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.


Iowa

Quote:
One-armed piano players must perform for free.


Nevada

Quote:
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.


California

Quote:
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.


I know this was about sex but couldn't resist
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by gMike on Nov 19th, 2005, 12:06pm
Having worked for the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources for 30 years I can say with some authority that having sex with birds is unlawful.  The prohibition also includes quadrapeds (critters with 4 legs).  Unfortunately, the prohibition does not include fish.  As a drunk District Court Judge once told me, You can do a walleye on the Governor's desk and there ain't a damn thing they can do about it!!!!! :o :P :P :P
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by unsolved1 on Nov 19th, 2005, 12:58pm

on 11/18/05 at 17:20:42, pubgirl wrote:
Margi

Would you believe I was looking up sheep shagging? True I'm afraid :-[Wendy


So, you're into sheep shagging ?

j/k

Unsolved
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by cathy on Nov 19th, 2005, 2:24pm
Wendy long green wellies are a must for the sheep shagging.... so i've been told lol ;;D
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by pubgirl on Nov 19th, 2005, 3:16pm

on 11/19/05 at 12:58:44, unsolved1 wrote:
So, you're into sheep shagging ?

j/k

Unsolved


Research purposes only for OUCH UK ;;D ;;D

Wendy
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Rock_Lobster on Nov 19th, 2005, 6:02pm
http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/06/enzyte.jpg
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by pubgirl on Nov 19th, 2005, 9:30pm
Woobie

That website is brilliant! Nearly wet myself over some of the stuff on there. I really had no idea that this was the case in the USA! We have a few laws here that are insane, but random picking of any States in the USA convinces me that your lawmakers are stark raving bonkers and most of the people on here are breaking a law in their State on a daily basis. What is going on? Are all your legal people drunk or mad? Only in America.........

One may be fined up to $100 for using "profane language" in public places (well that's Jonny fucked ;;D)

A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her (well that's all men fucked)

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public (well that's the bathhouse buggered)

No work may be done on Sunday (you're all screwed)

It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina (remind me never to go to SC)

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested (well I'm fucked then)

Unbelievable!!

Gave me a great laugh though!

Wendy
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 20th, 2005, 12:39am
[quote author=pubgirl link=board=general;num=1132315532;start=0#17 date=11/18/05 at 17:20:42]Would you believe I was looking up sheep shagging? True I'm afraid :-[/quote]

Hey, Pubster, some of the links you'll find here aren't strictly relevant,

http://www.answers.com/sex%20with%20sheep

Others may give you just a little more information than you really wanted.

(Incidentally, we call them wooly jumpers.)

Brian Down Under.
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by marty on Nov 20th, 2005, 8:32am
More laws..  


California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

Marty
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 20th, 2005, 8:46am

on 11/20/05 at 08:32:12, marty wrote:
More laws..  


.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

Marty


Tell me seriously, has this REALLY been a problem in the past?

BD
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by pubgirl on Nov 20th, 2005, 1:10pm
It could be over here, some villages hold "pram races" here as part of their summer fetes where overgrown fat men push other overgrown fat men dressed as babies in prams.

Weird British behaviour?
Obviously not or you wouldn't need a law that prohibits it! ;;D

Wendy
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Gator on Nov 20th, 2005, 3:01pm

on 11/19/05 at 15:16:40, pubgirl wrote:
Research purposes only for OUCH UK ;;D ;;D

Wendy


What treatment for CH are you investigating that involves shagging sheep?!?!?!   :o
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Cerberus on Nov 20th, 2005, 7:06pm
You can probably find the answers here...

www.dumblaws.com

pretty much all states have at least 1 entry... course this is for research purposes only...uh, yeah.

Ramon
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by SteveY on Nov 20th, 2005, 7:16pm
Wendy

What research purpose for ouch uk?

Shall I resign now?

As they say in the US, WTF?????????????????

Steve
Title: Re: Sex question for Americans
Post by Cerberus on Nov 20th, 2005, 7:22pm
The odd thing is that most laws (most) usually have a social foundation for their inception... kinda sick really.

sheep shagging....LMAO, I may never return to mental normalcy after hearing that.

'Bus


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