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(Message started by: cootie on Nov 17^th, 2005, 9:18pm)

Title: Walmart holes
Post by cootie on Nov 17^th, 2005, 9:18pm

They were giveing away FREE glazed doughnuts at Walmart today when you walked in the door by the Walmart greeter !!! But she seem'd to be favoring the kids ! I wanted to steal one they looked so good on that nice big holiday tray as I walked by. Walkin away with doughnut breath Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by Jonny on Nov 17^th, 2005, 9:29pm

Why didnt you ask for one?

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by cootie on Nov 17^th, 2005, 10:24pm

Cuz I already ate and there fattening as hell.....and I can't eat jus one Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by TxBasslady on Nov 17^th, 2005, 10:30pm

Yep...a doughnut is about 600 calories [smiley=eek.gif] Not sure about the fat ratio to the calories.

Scarey thought [smiley=huh.gif]

Jean

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:09am

Cootie
If I could pack some of my metabalism up in a bag i'd send it to you.
I weigh 9 stone can eat anything I want untill the cows come home, and they get nervous when they see me standin there with a knife & fork in my hands. ;;D

Barry
PS scooz the spellin

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by Annette_Emond on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:12am

Dont'cha know..... they invented donuts with holes in them so that all the calories would fall through. Only if you eat them every day, the occasional calorie sticks to the frosting, but otherwise there are not enough calories to worry about ;;D

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by BobG on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:46am

Yeah, like Annette said, the calories fall into the hole.
Don't eat the hole. Just eat the outside and throw the hole away.
Problem solved.
::)

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 18^th, 2005, 6:15am

on 11/18/05 at 00:46:01, BobG wrote:

Yeah, like Annette said, the calories fall into the hole.
Don't eat the hole. Just eat the outside and throw the hole away.
Problem solved.
::)

Eureka

Thats it BobG you bloody GENIOUS
At last some'one has worked out how I can put on weight, eat the holes.

Sooo if every one sends me thier holes i'll put weight on in no time, so bloody simple I should have thought of it long ago. ;;D

Waitin at the post box
Barry

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 18^th, 2005, 6:31am

A bush-cook I used to work with had lost almost all of his left arm so when he was making dough and the like he'd just knead it in his armpit.

Saw him use his dentures to finish sealing the lid on an apple pie.

Come the day donuts were on the menu I found another job.

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by JenniferD on Nov 18^th, 2005, 7:18am

on 11/18/05 at 00:09:50, Barry_T_Coles wrote:

ok..........I hate you. :P

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:54pm

ROTFLMBAO @ Brian!

PFDAN.......................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Walmart holes
Post by clarence on Nov 18^th, 2005, 1:11pm

on 11/18/05 at 06:31:29, AussieBrian wrote:

LMAO!!!

That made my day.

Casey