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(Message started by: JenniferD on Nov 16^th, 2005, 1:37am)

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by JenniferD on Nov 16^th, 2005, 1:37am

Beverly Hillbillies II: The Next Generation

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Carl_D on Nov 16^th, 2005, 3:11am

When Mommy Fought Extradition Law and Moved Us Back From Arkansas.

;;D

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by zanychef on Nov 16^th, 2005, 3:39am

Why does my wife have to pack so much for a weekend away?????
;)

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Redd715 on Nov 16^th, 2005, 7:50am

Two words will fix everything...

Duct Tape

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by LeLimey on Nov 16^th, 2005, 7:51am

But Darling it was buy one get one free....

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Woobie on Nov 16^th, 2005, 8:26am

You MIGHT be a redneck...............

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 16^th, 2005, 9:21am

"Honey, which box did you pack the toothbrushes in?"

Modified to:

"Honey, which box did you pack the brush for my tooth in?"

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by aprilbee on Nov 16^th, 2005, 10:20am

Storage, Smorage, see everything fits perfectly in the car!!! ;)

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by ghost62 on Nov 16^th, 2005, 5:12pm

Moving day in TEXAS! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by cathy on Nov 16^th, 2005, 5:24pm

Damn I forgot the wife!

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Jonny on Nov 16^th, 2005, 5:32pm

"Hey Mohammed, I cant believe no one at the border even asked us for our papers.....Allah Ackba!!"

http://websrvr25ca.audiovideoweb.com/ca25web26004/wnf_easycover.mpg

http://websrvr25ca.audiovideoweb.com/ca25web26004/wnf_fence1.mpg

.. on the illegal immigration issue.

Professor Jan C. Ting, Former Assistant Commissioner of the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Services, is a Senior Fellow of the Foreign Policy Research Institute, and a professor of Law at Temple University Beasley School of Law.

even as we fret about trying to protect our ports, power supply, mass transit and every other possible target against every conceivable terrorist threat at any time 24/7, it is supremely ironic that four years after 9/11 our national borders remain open and uncontrolled, and our government seems unconcerned.

The simple reality is that tonight, four years after 9/11, and every night of the year, thousands of foreigners covertly enter the United States, and we have no idea who they are.

Every night. Thousands. Who are they?

Can it possibly be true that ... theres nothing we can do to stop people from walking across our borders into the United States? I think theres plenty that we could do if only we had the political will to do so. And I think its remarkable that four years after 9/11 we still dont have the political will to do so. Are we not capable of building a fence like the one the Israelis have found effective in preventing terrorists from entering Israel?"

Edit to add: Sorry for highjacking your thread, KOP!

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 16^th, 2005, 6:10pm

on 11/16/05 at 17:12:48, ghost62 wrote:

Moving day in TEXAS! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Those are Okie-homa tags!!!

http://tinypic.com/ftn2is.jpg

:P

DD

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by thebbz on Nov 16^th, 2005, 8:52pm

What? They make 80 mph tape...damn Jake and all we got was 60.

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 16^th, 2005, 9:03pm

Quote:

Those are Okie-homa tags!!!

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/kohHoYeah.jpg

Hank: You stay here.
Tammy Duvall: Hank, no! Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up.
Hank: No offense, ma'am, but he's from Oklahoma.

dialogue from episode script

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 16^th, 2005, 9:44pm

Early model side rear and top airbags.

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Nov 16^th, 2005, 10:41pm

Do you think it's too much?

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by rextangle on Nov 16^th, 2005, 11:26pm

Lifestyle of the poor and bizarre

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Charlie on Nov 17^th, 2005, 12:21am

"Helen is still driving on the wrong side of the road."

Charlie

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 17^th, 2005, 12:31am

"The ROACH. Sweet Haysus, not the Roach."

http://mushys.com/pix/roach.jpg

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by Ree on Nov 17^th, 2005, 10:00pm

"That was an awful big bird"

LOL get it........ ree

Title: Re: Caption Contest III
Post by cootie on Nov 17^th, 2005, 10:46pm

Mommmmmmm......can we stop at the pet store and get anouther hamster !! Wah.........habitrail on top of car ductape mishaper Pam ;;D