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(Message started by: LadyElaine on Nov 15th, 2005, 3:57pm)

Title: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by LadyElaine on Nov 15th, 2005, 3:57pm
Two things that won't live if they come into my yard or around my house. Spiders and Snakes. I was sitting at my computer looked out the storm door and there on my porch was a rattle snake. I knew he could not get to me but I was still scard.
I put the baby and dogs in the play room, told JD he better not come out till I called him. I ran to the shed. I got the ax. Now you talking about scard. I called my husband told him I was going to go kill the snake I kept him on the phone so if the snake won I could get help.
I open the screen door to the porch. The snake was still were I saw him. I raise my ax and got close enough to hit him. It was a over kill, I kept hitting him. He is in several parts now.  I am so scard of snakes. Had my dog or cat seen him they could have been bitten or worst JD. I am shaking all over. Thats the worst part of fall snakes come out. I am headed to the shed and going to get out the snake away. Its time to spred that stuff. I want a ax with a long handle that one made me get closer to the snake than I wanted to.
Do I feel guilty NO!!!

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Margi on Nov 15th, 2005, 4:05pm
OMG, TS.  That just scares the hell outta me.   :o

I would have stayed inside with the animals and JD.  

You're a brave girl!!  

Remind me never to slither around on my belly when you're in the neighbourhood!!  LOL

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 15th, 2005, 4:07pm
Wow - you're a lot braver than I am.  I'da been standing on the middle of the kitchen table screaming for help!

Lord Elaine, is there anything you won't tackle?

Hugs
Carol

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by zanychef on Nov 15th, 2005, 4:22pm
wtg Elaine [smiley=bigguns.gif]
if i ever get to meet you i sure as hell aint going to upset you!!! ;)
get an axe like jack nicholson had in the shining;) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
ian

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Langa on Nov 15th, 2005, 4:24pm
[smiley=eek5.gif] damn Elaine...scared of you!

I would've been all locked up in the room calling ambulances, cops, firefighters, the Navy Seals... :-/

You are one tough cookie! Glad it all worked out and no one got hurt...

Langa

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by ghost62 on Nov 15th, 2005, 4:27pm
you did good lady and keepn hubby on phone verry smart. I am sooooo proud of you . used you head and got the job done. you could cover my back any day. ;;D :o ;)

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Rock_Lobster on Nov 15th, 2005, 4:43pm
Bet your husband is gonna shit his pants when he sees the remains of your porch.  

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by BonnieW on Nov 15th, 2005, 5:24pm
Wow Elaine!  Way to go - I would not have tried that!!  Who gets to clean it up?  And..what is Snake away?

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by BobG on Nov 15th, 2005, 5:45pm

on 11/15/05 at 15:57:59, LadyElaine wrote:
I just killed a Rattle snake!

I raise my ax and got close enough to hit him.

It was a over kill, I kept hitting him. He is in several parts now.  

Do I feel guilty NO!!!

MEANIE!

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Jonny on Nov 15th, 2005, 5:59pm
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf34b3127cce952caca7d80500000015108AZM2bNk5bM6

9 feet, 1 inch - 97 lbs.

No matter what anybody else tells you, kill the snake before you try to do anything else to it!  
It's the safest way for you and the snake doesn't care anymore.

DEEP-FRIED RATTLESNAKE

1 medium-sized rattlesnake (3-4 lbs.), cut into steaks
1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup cracker crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1 egg
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder (not garlic salt)
1 teaspoon salt
dash pepper

Mix dry ingredients. Whisk milk into beaten egg and use to dip snake steaks.
Then coat them with dry ingredients. Fry, uncovered, in 400 degree oil until brown ;;D

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by nani on Nov 15th, 2005, 6:00pm
You GO, Elaine! I love strong women.  :)

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by BobG on Nov 15th, 2005, 6:16pm

on 11/15/05 at 17:59:57, Jonny wrote:
9 feet, 1 inch - 97 lbs.

97 lbs? Damn!

That little bald guy must have the strength of a mule. He can't weight more than a hundred pounds himself.

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Jonny on Nov 15th, 2005, 6:42pm

on 11/15/05 at 18:16:04, BobG wrote:
97 lbs? Damn!

That little bald guy must have the strength of a mule. He can't weight more than a hundred pounds himself.


An email I got yesterday, If I knew this was true I would have added a link to a source ;;D

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by cootie on Nov 15th, 2005, 10:52pm
Snakes don't bother me toooo much unless they are ones like 'that'........I'd be pretty freaked out knowing they were around cuz of accidentally steppin on one and gettin bit or them comeing around the house......and pets getting bit. We have deadly vehicles out here.......close to the road and seems people like to almost hit you when out front checkin mail or mowing. One clipped Brad's rideing lawnmower. There's jus too many and they go too fast out here in the boonies. And they are fatal if one gets ya. Wish I could find some vehicle away for out front yard Pam  ::)

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Charlie on Nov 15th, 2005, 10:56pm
You're sumpin' E. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pacman.gif

Never killed a rattler but ate some once. Pretty dull but Jonny's right. It's good food. Maybe the recipe he posted would do the trick.

Charlie

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Woobie on Nov 15th, 2005, 11:16pm
I wudda freaked OUT!
You're sumthin else E!

:-*

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Peppermint on Nov 15th, 2005, 11:23pm
Shee-IT E... I'm sayin', you need to write a BOOK woman.  
Sheee , talk about survival skills.  LOL!!

I'm glad you got the snake and it didn't get you. ..
http://tinyurl.com/9sy3g

:D

Hugs,
Patty

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Carl_D on Nov 16th, 2005, 12:04am
YIKES!!!!!

Way to go Lady E!!!

Paece,
Carl

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by bnfreeman on Nov 16th, 2005, 12:14am
Weird thing, I had a dream last night about killing a rattle snake with my husbands Beretta. (no shit either) I fired multiple times before I got it. I would have been better off with the ax. Good job!


Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by giffy76 on Nov 16th, 2005, 7:36am
The only axe you need is a 12guage with a cheap target load. To hell with the axe. :o

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Woobie on Nov 16th, 2005, 8:37am
I would have soooooooooo locked the doors and called someone.. animal control or the police.    there's no way I wudda done that Elaine.  I'm a sissy ...especially when it comes to snakes.. they make me wanna throw up the way they slither around.   If I had kids in the house - and I was alone - i wudda been callin someone.   You're too brave, sister.   I'm glad you didn't get hurt!

No frikkin WAY would i have gotten that close.

Good way to take out your aggressions tho - with an axe!   LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]


Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 16th, 2005, 9:43am
Good job, Elaine! I love all of God's creatures, but if they enter my garden or my house, they're as good as dead.

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by LadyElaine on Nov 16th, 2005, 11:09am
ROTFLMAO Your replys have me LMAO

If I would have had a gun, the snake would be dead and the porch would be in need of repair !  
Buddy KEPPT THE RATTLER PART! He said he was happy I didn't chop that part of the snake up.





Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by giffy76 on Nov 17th, 2005, 11:22am
A porch is easier to repair than a snake bite to the leg ;)

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Nov 17th, 2005, 12:48pm
Don't chop me up with an axe!!!

http://www.maplefallswebdesign.com/misc/ganga1sm.JPG
This is my baby, his name was Ganja.  He was my burmese python, the model for the tattoo around my ankle.
:)
Mast

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by LadyElaine on Nov 17th, 2005, 1:23pm
I won't Matiff unless he is my yard or house. Damn he is big. Did you see the special Mel on the discovery channel awhile back about those snakes? They are pets then one day you go to feed them and the next thing you know your heads in their mouth and they are wraped around you. Did you know lots of snake owners are killed by them?
Your the woman with guts Lady!
By the way you look Great in that picture!

Title: Re: I just killed a Rattle snake!
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Nov 17th, 2005, 1:30pm
I don't think I worry much about the snakes eating me as much as I worry about the cats and dogs at work eating me, LOL.

Of course I look good in that picture, that was 15 years ago, I was 20 years old, LMAO!!

:) Mast



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