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(Message started by: Donna_D. on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:18pm)

Title: Caption Contest II
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:18pm

I enjoyed reading all of your comments on the last caption contest that I thought we could all use another go round....

Can't wait to see what you all do with this one!

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg

[smiley=laugh.gif]

DD

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by byoung111 on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:26pm

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg
30 years eating Burger King and all I got was a lousy cup holder. [smiley=bigcry.gif]

Brian

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by nani on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:38pm

"It helps catch the crumbs, too! Last week I lost half a cheeseburger in there and couldn't find it for 2 days!"

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by mooshie on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:40pm

"Have you seen my fries?" ;;D

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Jonny on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:41pm

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg

(Lady on the right): Just look at those bellies full of burgers....IM GONNA EAT YA!!!!!

(Lady on the left): Screw jonny, im takin over this joint!!!!

................................;;D

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by LeLimey on Nov 8^th, 2005, 6:45pm

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg

HOME OF THE WHOPPER.

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by stevegeebe on Nov 8^th, 2005, 7:09pm

Super-size it would be a rhetorical question...right?

Steve G

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8^th, 2005, 7:20pm

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

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"Urrrrp!! I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing! And the house! And the SUV! And the kids! Am I ever stuffed!! Good thing I've got this diet Coke! Anyone have a Rolaid? Urrrrrrrrp!!"

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8^th, 2005, 8:03pm

It was the talent portion of the competition that gave Ms. Potbellied Pig the leading edge in the 2005 Ms. Redneck Pagent.

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Redd715 on Nov 8^th, 2005, 8:29pm

"Taint nuttin likes sittin here on the porch on a warm summer evnin' relaxin' with a bit of chewin' tobbacee. I taint eva gots to move ta spit."

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Melissa on Nov 8^th, 2005, 8:45pm

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

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"Wait another 10 minutes Martha and your hot chocolate will be ready."

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Jonny on Nov 8^th, 2005, 8:54pm

on 11/08/05 at 20:45:52, Melissa wrote:

"Wait another 10 minutes Martha and your hot chocolate will be ready."

OMFG!!!!.....and I thought mine was funny......LMMFAO!!!!!

Holy shit.....LOL ;;D

Im dying Mel.....ROTFF ;;D

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 8^th, 2005, 9:06pm

"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."

Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826)

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Nov 8^th, 2005, 9:07pm

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"I'm the Queen, dammit! You ... peon ... Put that straw in my mouth, or off with your head!"

Kris

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by rextangle on Nov 8^th, 2005, 9:25pm

New at Burger King: Milkshake dispenser!!... with real milk!

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Big Dan on Nov 8^th, 2005, 9:35pm

"On this episode of Rescue: 911...

... The Jolly Green Giant finds bad luck with a bodyshot gone wrong.

Can paramedics save him before suffocation?"

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by byoung111 on Nov 8^th, 2005, 9:46pm

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

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Woman on the right looking at the woman on the left thinking

....Skinny Bitch.....

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by jon019 on Nov 8^th, 2005, 10:27pm

I dub thee Sir Rosey, Earl of Third Nipple.

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Heather75 on Nov 8^th, 2005, 10:29pm

Behold! The latest fashion line from Victoria's Secret: the "must have" accessory. The "cup holder" by VS... ::)

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/rextangle/cupholder.jpg

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 9^th, 2005, 12:07am

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

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"Oh look, Porcina. They're hatching!!"

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Nov 9^th, 2005, 12:34am

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg

DD

"Sometimes around this time of the month i feel a little bloated. I need Gas-Ex."
BMonee

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Jasmyn on Nov 9^th, 2005, 3:10am

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg

[smiley=laugh.gif]

DD

The lady on the right: "So how's yours hanging?"

Lady on the left: "Just holding up fine, thanks."

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by zanychef on Nov 9^th, 2005, 6:52am

lady on left' do you like my new handsfree?' ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 9^th, 2005, 9:27am

on 11/08/05 at 18:18:35, Donna_D. wrote:

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1.) Okay now now hang the cigarette from the rafter right up there, yeah that's it, no a little closer. Good, now lets party.

2.) Now god dammit, who hung the straw over the other side of the cup. Damn that pisses me off, you know I need it over on this side to drink from it. Stupid bastard....

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 9^th, 2005, 9:38am

Woman on right: "I remember when I was young and could do that..."

Woman on left: "I remember when I was young and could still lift my arms so I didn't need to do this. Would you mind moving my straw for me?"

PFDAN........................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Kate in Oz on Nov 9^th, 2005, 9:40am

on 11/09/05 at 06:52:29, zanychef wrote:

lady on left' do you like my new handsfree?'

mmm allows me to pick my nose/ass and work the remote [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Dave_Emond on Nov 9^th, 2005, 10:11am

http://tinypic.com/ffahiv.jpg

After misunderstanding the idea and being rejected from "Biggest Losers", Whalema and Whoppera were relieved to find out they were instead invited to appear on the "Jerry Springer Show"
:P

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by Margi on Nov 9^th, 2005, 10:16am

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Is it just me, or do you think this crown makes me look fat?

Title: Re: Caption Contest II
Post by rickyshot on Nov 9^th, 2005, 10:31am

on 11/08/05 at 21:46:55, byoung111 wrote:

Woman on the right looking at the woman on the left thinking

....Skinny Bitch.....

ROTFLMAO OMG I am dying pissing my pants. That was the best one. [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif]