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(Message started by: Jimi on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:22pm)
Title: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Jimi on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:22pm
Here is something we can all agree on. There is one for everyone.....

My favorite Bumper Stickers....




"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A BattleOf Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired >From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

PF days to all, no matter what you take for it.
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Jasmyn on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:44pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Thanks Jimi

I loved this one:


Quote:
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)  
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...  


Some more:

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

No hand signals...Driver on Viagra


Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:48pm
God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

Asphalt is NOT a rectal disorder

Don't laugh: Your sister's in the backseat!

Less lip. More head.

When I grow up, I want to be Barbie: The bitch has EVERYTHING!

Keep honking. I'm just reloading.

How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Sandy_C on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:51pm
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

My favorite by far   ;;D
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Jasmyn on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:55pm
I know this is not a bumper sticker but everytime I stand and wait for a lift and read that little sign next to it that says:

In the event of a fire, don't use lift use water.

I just crack myself laughing [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Langa on Nov 9th, 2005, 8:27am
Jimi, you nutbag, these are great!  LMAO!

My fave:  ;;D

Quote:
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
 

Langa
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by JenniferD on Nov 9th, 2005, 8:44am
one of my favorite signs on a car....

NASCAR....cuz football, basketball, baseball, soccer only take ONE BALL.
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 9th, 2005, 8:55am
My boss has this one over his desk.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d808b3127cce9222adb876b800000016108EZs2rJy0ba
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by giffy76 on Nov 9th, 2005, 9:12am

on 11/08/05 at 13:48:54, Jeepgun wrote:
Don't laugh: Your sister's in the backseat!

By far my favorite [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by ben_uk on Nov 9th, 2005, 10:16am


draob egassem eht edisni renosirp dleh gnieb m’I !pleH
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by cootie on Nov 9th, 2005, 12:16pm
Oh gee thanks ben.....I'll be sure to use that one......WHATEVER IT SAYS........when in the USA speak english.......I like that one even better Pam  ;) ;) ;)

Don't get pissed.....that was my sense of humor talking.
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by ShariRae on Nov 9th, 2005, 1:18pm
I like the one:
"My other ride is your boyfriend"

Just a tad bitchy!
Huggs
Shari
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 9th, 2005, 1:57pm
Seen on the rear deck of a surfer girl's car:

"If it swells, ride it!"  ;;D
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by sandie99 on Nov 9th, 2005, 2:24pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Leesa on Nov 9th, 2005, 3:27pm
LMAO Jimi thanks for making me smile hun. The rest of ya THANKS also. Some of these are priceless!!!!
Leesa :)
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by echo on Nov 9th, 2005, 3:43pm
Where are they? Have you seen them? I must find them! I'm their leader.
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by ben_uk on Nov 9th, 2005, 4:24pm

on 11/09/05 at 12:16:54, cootie wrote:
Oh gee thanks ben.....I'll be sure to use that one......WHATEVER IT SAYS........when in the USA speak english



You are reading it the wrong way

draob egassem eht edisni renosirp dleh gnieb m’I !pleH  <-

:o
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by ben_uk on Nov 9th, 2005, 4:28pm
 If you jogged backward –










Would you GAIN weight?
:o
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by Jonny on Nov 9th, 2005, 4:36pm
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d620b3127cce9fbec042ec1100000016108AZM2bNk5bM6
Title: Re: And On A Lighter Note:
Post by KingOfPain on Nov 9th, 2005, 5:03pm

http://tinypic.com/fjpzqx.jpg


;;D


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