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(Message started by: Redd715 on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:24pm)

Title: Caption contest:
Post by Redd715 on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:24pm

Give it your best.....

http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/107598.jpg

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:45pm

EWWWWWWWWWWW........That's all I got. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by rextangle on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:48pm

I can't... I really really can't!!!! [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Jasmyn on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:50pm

That looks just like me! :o

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by broomhilda on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:52pm

Wanna suck on my bobbles? ;;D

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Jonny on Nov 5^th, 2005, 2:59pm

Ok, i"ll give it a shot....LOL ;;D

"Arizona, We love our sun"

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by BikerBob on Nov 5^th, 2005, 3:00pm

"grandma_sweet_boy and I had sex at Woodstock in 1969"

BB

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Redd715 on Nov 5^th, 2005, 3:06pm

"I'm not going to tell you what I did to get out of that ticket. "

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by high_commander on Nov 5^th, 2005, 3:10pm

I had boobies,
Now just skin,
Roll them up
And tuck them in....

[smiley=eek5.gif] :-X

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Big Dan on Nov 5^th, 2005, 3:46pm

"Think that's bad? Look what Jerry Garcia did to my wisker biscuit..."

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by vig on Nov 5^th, 2005, 4:28pm

on 11/05/05 at 15:46:14, Big Dan wrote:

...Garcia did to my wisker biscuit..."

-Big Dan

wwwwwwwisker biscuit?

I think I wet myself

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Redd715 on Nov 5^th, 2005, 4:35pm

on 11/05/05 at 16:28:59, vig wrote:

wwwwwwwisker biscuit?

I think I wet myself

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Nothing a shower and some powder can't fix... ;;D

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by purpleydog on Nov 5^th, 2005, 5:26pm

The rarest autograph from Jimi Hendrix. For sale on E-bay. Starting bid $50.00. The bag is included at no charge.

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by stevegeebe on Nov 5^th, 2005, 6:02pm

Are you experienced?

Steve G

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by E-Double on Nov 5^th, 2005, 6:12pm

BOO YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loves me some southern henz

Enuff Said ;;D

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/Jimi.jpg

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Jimi on Nov 5^th, 2005, 6:57pm

See....you guys thought that I died years ago. Well I am pale, but give me a break.....I been sick.

And The Wind Cries Mary.... :)

PS....Her name was Velvet and I met her at Altamont Motor Speedway in California in 1969.

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by rumplestiltskin on Nov 5^th, 2005, 11:20pm

Mick used to introduce his younger sister to all his famous friends

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by zanychef on Nov 6^th, 2005, 3:00am

how about.......
and guess where G.W.bush is going..... ;)

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by burnt-toast on Nov 6^th, 2005, 7:08am

"Warning: The preceeding graphically illustrates the long term effects of sun and age on our bodies....

Still worried about the effects of drugs and alchohol?

Any Questions?"

BYW: The tatoo was originally 2"X2" and located at the base of her neck. ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 6^th, 2005, 11:02am

"Anyone wanna see my Jimi Hendrix belt?" :o

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 6^th, 2005, 12:10pm

MY EYES! I've gone blind!

For the love of all that's holy... At least put some powder on that cranium pan of your's Jimi. :P

PFDAN......................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by pattik on Nov 6^th, 2005, 12:28pm

1 box of Clairol "Live life to it's fullest Red" haircolor...$7.99

1 pair of hand-made earrings......$14.99

1 ill-fitting underwire bra......$19.99 (on sale)

1 permanent reminder of 2 hours sitting 15 feet away from Jimi on the floor of "The Factory" in Madison, Wi. in 1967..

PRICELESS

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by nani on Nov 6^th, 2005, 2:14pm

on 11/06/05 at 12:28:09, pattik wrote:

ROTFLMAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Charlie on Nov 6^th, 2005, 2:43pm

"Doctor Hendrix. Are really sure you want to sign your work this time?"

Charlie

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Post by sandie99 on Nov 6^th, 2005, 3:06pm

"If you'll use our body cream this is not your future"

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by rextangle on Nov 6^th, 2005, 3:17pm

Ok, I have one...

"And you thought CH was bad?"

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by giffy76 on Nov 7^th, 2005, 8:39am

The breeder told Jimi that he should tattoo his Sharpei incase it was ever stolen.

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Sandy_C on Nov 7^th, 2005, 9:04am

on 11/05/05 at 17:26:59, purpleydog wrote:

The rarest autograph from Jimi Hendrix. For sale on E-bay. Starting bid $50.00. The bag is included at no charge.

[smiley=laugh.gif]

ROFLMAO! Very good!

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Wendy on Nov 7^th, 2005, 12:10pm

LAST CALL.......Warning too many drinks causes bad eyesight ? 8)

PS Where'd you find my picture?

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by rickyshot on Nov 7^th, 2005, 2:27pm

"This ain't the only thing Jimi tatooed"

Back atcha.......

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Big Dan on Nov 7^th, 2005, 2:37pm

Aw Hell...

... if it was good enough for Jimi, it's good enough for me.

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by JenniferD on Nov 7^th, 2005, 4:23pm

on 11/06/05 at 12:28:09, pattik wrote:

and the winner is..........

PATTIK !!!!!!!!!! LOL

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 7^th, 2005, 4:30pm

"And so castles made of sand slips into the sea,
Eventually"

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Dave_Emond on Nov 7^th, 2005, 5:05pm

The week before ...
Bert Parks: "So, Miss Arizona, if you were to win the Miss America Pagent, what would you do with your cash and prizes?
Miss Arizona: Why ... I'd buy some nice clothes, a nice home ... uh ... get a backstage pass to The Jimi Hendrix Experience concert ... and oh yeah ... end world hunger.

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 7^th, 2005, 8:24pm

"When Ruthie sees this, Jimi is in BIG trouble."

[smiley=laugh.gif]

DD

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by Redd715 on Nov 7^th, 2005, 8:39pm

When I came across this little ditty, you didn't think I would have just ignored it did you?

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by KingOfPain on Nov 7^th, 2005, 10:26pm

Jimi Hendrix:

"I didn't sign that! I'm a lefty...wrong breast."

;;D

Title: Re: Caption contest:
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 8^th, 2005, 9:29am

MY DIARY (doesn't record this)
TESTIFY (hmm, probably have to)
THE LAST GIRL (I take home to look at my etchings)
LOOKING FOR A LOVE (and look what I find)
MOVE OVER AND LET ME DANCE ('cos calligraphy ain't my thing)
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED? (cold light of day, check mirror)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT BUT IT'S GOT ME (note to self, re-start antibiotics)
I'M SO GLAD (your children ain't here to see what I dun to you)
I'M SORRY FOR YOU (and my lousy spellling)
AS THE CLOUDS DRIFT BY (I think of storms in a D-cup)
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL (if I wrote Paul McCartney on the other one)
WELCOME HOME (tit's good to see ya)
HORNET'S NEST (more a bee in a bonnet)
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT (with them?)
GLOOMY MONDAY (when all I have is this to sign)
HELP ME (it's wriggling as I write)
PATA PATA (see if they grow)
(MY GIRL) SHE'S A FOX (tag and release)
(I WONDER) WHAT IT TAKES (to get this stuff off)
YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF (and I'm getting writer's cramp)
THAT LITTLE OLD GROOVEMAKER (is gettin' blunt)
SOUL FOOD (you drink 'em, I ink 'em)
GOODBYE, BESSIE MAE (or whatever your name is)
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE (there's still lead in my pencil)

(1942 - 1970 RIP)