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(Message started by: Big Dan on Nov 4^th, 2005, 11:21am)

Title: Kickass!
Post by Big Dan on Nov 4^th, 2005, 11:21am

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom — "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

"He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by echo on Nov 4^th, 2005, 11:35am

Next some animal rights group will be filing charges for wrongful death due to the inhumane way he snapped it's neck. Game warden charges for hunting without a license. EPA for improper disposal of bio hazard (blood).

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by giffy76 on Nov 4^th, 2005, 11:37am

[smiley=headbanger.gif] Kick its ass

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by Big Dan on Nov 4^th, 2005, 11:38am

Yeah, I can see PETA piling into a VW bus and driving to the guy's house now...

... running over countless raccoons and opossums along the way.

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by ghost62 on Nov 4^th, 2005, 11:41am

on 11/04/05 at 11:38:56, Big Dan wrote:

Yeah, I can see PETA piling into a VW bus and driving to the guy's house now...

... running over countless raccoons and opossums along the way.

-Big Dan

People Eating Tasty Animals

;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 4^th, 2005, 12:02pm

Ya know... The guy must really like venison... Personally... I'd of used a gun... Or at least a sharp stick. Then again, if a deer got in my house, It'd prolly off itself just to get away from the screamin' ankle biters...

PFDAN................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by Dave_Emond on Nov 4^th, 2005, 6:19pm

Hey Big Dan!
Where ya been bud? I'd been looking to find you, but guessed maybe you were hiding in shame over the Chiefs season so far this year [smiley=laugh.gif]
Really though, I think I might finally have the chance to get you a copy of the Elway/Montana game I have on tape.
So, if you or anyone else can tell me how to do it, I do have 2 TV's and 2 VCR's (not great ones, put they pass for such).
With these is there a way I can hook them up to put the tape in one machine and record the tape to another tape? If so, I'll still be glad to make you a copy of that game. Can't believe I was smart ;;D enough to have got that game on tape, it's an all time classic!
Any ideas? [smiley=huh.gif]
Dave
(Also recorded "The Drive" game too, must just be psychic as to what games are destined to be classics LOL!) 8)

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Nov 4^th, 2005, 9:15pm

Yeah, i could see PETA or someone saying that the dude put his testicles directly where the deer was gonna kick in a very inhumane way.
BMonee

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by cootie on Nov 5^th, 2005, 12:02am

So why not file a B & E claim against the deer ? Anything is possible these days........mite throw PETA PEOPLE for a loop Pam

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by Charlie on Nov 5^th, 2005, 8:56pm

Quote:

Yeah, I can see PETA piling into a VW bus and driving to the guy's house now

Not really. PETA couldn't find the house.

Charile

Title: Re: Kickass!
Post by Woobie on Nov 7^th, 2005, 9:27am

on 11/05/05 at 00:02:55, cootie wrote:

So why not file a B & E claim against the deer ? Anything is possible these days........mite throw PETA PEOPLE for a loop Pam

LMMFAO COOTS!!!!!!! LMAO [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Hi Dan!!!!!!! [smiley=wave.gif]