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Title: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Cathi04 on Nov 1st, 2005, 4:32pm Slammy's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's nice to see you, Slamster!!!!!!!!!!!! How's the South treating you? Had any good Clam Chowder lately???? Seriously, it's good to see you.........now, can we have some serious Slammy wit??? Cathi 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Jonny on Nov 1st, 2005, 4:33pm Who's Slammy? ;) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 1st, 2005, 4:39pm on 11/01/05 at 16:32:01, Cathi04 wrote:
Slammy Wit? whoa.. I dunno.... Da south kinda dumb downed Slammy ;) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 1st, 2005, 4:44pm on 11/01/05 at 16:33:15, Jonny wrote:
The King has spoken! [smiley=laugh.gif] I guess I'm not even a distant memory *sigh* Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Jonny on Nov 1st, 2005, 4:48pm on 11/01/05 at 16:44:01, Slammy wrote:
Shut up bitch.....LMAO ;;D Remember the saying "STFU Don"? That has been replaced with "Who's >add name<" Good to you see you posting again my brother!!! [smiley=headbanger.gif] |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Woobie on Nov 1st, 2005, 5:37pm Hi-Ya Slammy!!!!!! [smiley=wave.gif] Nice to see you! The know that the south sure can slow a brotha down, eh?? But I know you still got it in ya......doncha? [smiley=laugh.gif] Hope all is well. tina :-* |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 1st, 2005, 5:41pm Man... this place is sucking the life out of me! :D Slammy's hangin' in there! miss the gang! I snuck out for some air and to let ya know I'm ok! Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Jonny on Nov 1st, 2005, 5:53pm on 11/01/05 at 17:41:51, Slammy wrote:
Dont complain!, at least your getting sucked.....LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by marty on Nov 1st, 2005, 6:24pm Hey Slammy.. The south is just like Ventura except you have to add the humidity, the heat and all the flying bugs and stuff and subtract the ocean breeze ;;D Good to see you back Marty |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Ree on Nov 1st, 2005, 7:50pm I noticed that the Slam O Matic is back and I am so happy to see you Slammy........ Welcome back honey... How's the head? Love to you ree |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Charlie on Nov 1st, 2005, 8:23pm Welcome back distant memory Charlie |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by cootie on Nov 2nd, 2005, 12:49am I miss that hard core slammy humor.........welcome back !!! Slam man can Pam ;;D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Jasmyn on Nov 2nd, 2005, 12:56am Hey, good to see you again! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Mastifflvr28 on Nov 2nd, 2005, 1:19am Welcome back Slammy, Missed ya :) Mast |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by sandie99 on Nov 2nd, 2005, 1:28am Welcome back! :) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Jeepgun on Nov 2nd, 2005, 8:12am Welcome back, Slammy! :) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by echo on Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:05pm Welcome back "Dick Weed". |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 9:07am on 11/02/05 at 16:05:25, echo wrote:
Hey butt-munch! how ya been? ;;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 9:13am wow... thanks for the warm welcome! :D I'm touched! :'( ok...now I will STFU and go back to lair..... ;) I have been pain-free for about 9 months... which means i just jinxed myself and will go into cycle tonight. :P I'm compiling my notes and working on a book. " A Slammy in a Southern Town " Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by LeLimey on Nov 3rd, 2005, 9:16am on 11/03/05 at 09:13:00, Slammy wrote:
Aww you can't do that! Can't we have a preview of your book? :) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 9:44am LOL! I guess I will drop a few snipets in here. Disclaimer: If Slammy offends any of you home-grown North Carolinians or other southern folks with his comments then..... Tough Shit! ;) hey! It's me! what did ya expect! :D Ok, first observation of a Slammy in a southern town! " Gee, I didn't realize how sexy trailer trash can be..... after midnite!" ;;D Slammy :D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:39am you've been missed here, SlammyJim. Hope you and yours are adjusting ok to your new locale! |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:45am Thanks Margi! We are adjustin' ( if that's what it is called) after 15 months. What I am NOT adjusting to is these friggin ABC stores and them closing at 7pm during the week! :D and... WTF is a Piggly- Wiggly????? :o Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:52am Piggly Wiggly? I have no idea. But I'm thinkin it means something WAY different in the states than it does in Canada.........LMAO |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by pubgirl on Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:16am I know, I know, I know (jumps up and down waving hand in air) learned the word piggly-wiggly from a Brit! Jessica Tandy! |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by giffy76 on Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:23am Piggly-Wiggly's one a dem der new fangled grociery stores down souse ans a fine tootin one at dat [smiley=laugh.gif] I have to agree with you about the white trash comment, aint nuttin better than an 18yr old girl in daisy dukes and a white tank top with a 3yr old on her hip a pall-mall hangin out her mouth a Pabst Blue Ribbon in her hand. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:27am on 11/03/05 at 11:23:23, giffy76 wrote:
and professes to suck the chrome off of a bumper! Now that's what i'm talkin' about! :o Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by pattik on Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:46am on 11/03/05 at 11:23:23, giffy76 wrote:
We've got them up here too. ;;D Shop the Pig (http://www.shopthepig.com/) http://www.jmkac.org/ASSETS/special_events_assets/shopthepig.jpg |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by giffy76 on Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:56am on 11/03/05 at 11:46:16, pattik wrote:
Damn, Ohio sucks, we don't have one that I know of >:( |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by giffy76 on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:00pm on 11/03/05 at 11:27:43, Slammy wrote:
and says her moms her dads sister. When you reffer to one person as grampa uncle dad, the gene pools been pissed in :P |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:09pm The other thing that get's me here in the south is that the animals are dumber than shit. I have had 4 near misses with deer and had the front spoiler on my beemer damaged last friday by a raccoon that ran into my car! >:( Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Jimi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:20pm Animals ARE dumb down here. We put up signs telling them where to cross but they don't pay attention. We also put up signs that say "Bump Ahead". Seems to me it would be a whole lot cheaper to fix the bump then to put up all them signs. BTW my first job was at Piggley Wiggley. They promoted me from carry-out to display manager (but I don't like to brag.....sniff) ;) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Racer1_NC on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:21pm Quote:
Must be rough on a Kalifornia native I'm sure. Are we to assume that you are used to animals that perform advanced calculus instead of denting BMWs? Bill |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:42pm LOL Bill! SlammyJim, how do you know that lil racoon hadn't spent the morning in the ditch calculating angles and perfecting his timing? Perhaps said suicidal racoon had been seeing you drive by there every day and thought that your beemer met his final requirements more than an old pickup truck. I'm thinkin old Rocky Racoon had a lotta class. Did he leave a note? |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:50pm on 11/03/05 at 12:42:54, Margi wrote:
Bahahah! no, no note.... Just a big hole in the spoiler about the size of his melon! :o That was the first time I had driven down that country-friggin road in North Johnston County. I went there to officiate a high school football game at a school that was not even showing up on my GPS. I also had my windshield cracked from a rock thrown up from some red-neck's pick up truck who's total value is less than the windshield it cracked! *sigh* not worth the 60 bucks I get for officiating the games out here... lol Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by giffy76 on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:54pm I have always wanted to run over a bmw with my red-neck pick up truck [smiley=laugh.gif] Damn yuppies ;;D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:59pm on 11/03/05 at 12:50:05, Slammy wrote:
you got 60 bucks a game?!? I was a hockey ref until this year and I think we got paid less than $25 a game. And we don't get to all get together at midfield and meet and consult with each other about every call, like you fottball guys --- we gotta lay it on the line and live by the call we make, right on the spot. or get eaten. i was reffin' the wrong sport. scott |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:08pm on 11/03/05 at 12:59:31, seasonalboomer wrote:
Is that in US or Canudian dollars? :D That's because you are reffin' that Commie Canudian sport. ;;D keep ducking those sticks, sharp blades, and frozen rubber projectiles going a zillion miles an hour! ;;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:10pm on 11/03/05 at 13:08:07, Slammy wrote:
No, that was in notenuff dollars [smiley=laugh.gif] scott |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:12pm on 11/03/05 at 13:10:59, seasonalboomer wrote:
BAHAHAHAH!! you got that right! :D Slammy :D |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:17pm on 11/03/05 at 13:08:07, Slammy wrote:
No wonder racoons are using you for target practice, Jimmy. I know our national sport is a little fast for you, but we can draw highlight circles around the puck again if you'd like to try to follow a game on TV sometime. Amuricans. ::) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:19pm on 11/03/05 at 13:17:38, Margi wrote:
Bahahaha Margi, you babydoll! :-* :-* You are way too easy! I knew I was going to flush you out with that post! ;) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:22pm LMAO yer such a good lil dancer, darlin. now just who flushed WHO out exactly? ;) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:24pm on 11/03/05 at 13:22:43, Margi wrote:
yeah well, we already know that Slammy is easy! ;) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 1:27pm well, rats. Now I have no comeback WHATsoever. point for Jimmy. |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by echo on Nov 3rd, 2005, 2:07pm on 11/03/05 at 12:59:31, seasonalboomer wrote:
Scott, Come to south metro Kansas City. We get $35 for men's league and could use the help! USA Hockey certified? Level? Me - yes, 3 |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by cathy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 2:27pm Well slammy what can I say I know Margi won't believe me but it's a complete coincidence that I got back on line this week and posting today lol...Hi Margi and hi to you Mr Slammy :-* |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 2:29pm Yeah, sure, Cathy. You and Slammy have just returned from your rendezvous on a desert island. I always suspected there was something going on between you two!! LMAO nice to see you back, too, my friend!! What is this? Old Home Week? Feels damn good to see you both back here where you belong. How's Wes, Cathy? You've been far too quiet, lady!! |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 2:30pm heheh... well Cath... it's not like we walked out of the same hotel room in the early morning at a CH convention, now is it? ;) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 3:07pm on 11/03/05 at 14:30:49, Slammy wrote:
Or is it? LOL!..... just being your friendly neighbourhood Slammy! :-* Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 3:48pm lessee here....first post 1:30 p.m. second post 2:07 p.m. so...you sat there and fantasized about you and Cathy walking out of that hotel room door for, what, 37 minutes? Am I right? yeah, nuthin's changed. Still the same old Slamhound. |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 3:53pm on 11/03/05 at 15:48:22, Margi wrote:
you know what's better than that? Knowing that you calculated that 37 minutes and came to that conclusion! Now, that's hot!!!!! :-* Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Margi on Nov 3rd, 2005, 4:02pm See, Cath, what'd I tell ya? There's extra boobs laying all around here just for the asking. Take Mr. OneTrackMind here, for example... :-* |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Slammy on Nov 3rd, 2005, 4:17pm on 11/03/05 at 16:02:03, Margi wrote:
Thank you Margeaux ! ;) I will take that as a compliment! :-* As only a slamhound can! ;;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by cootie on Nov 3rd, 2005, 7:23pm I thought the signs along the road that said BUMP ment there was road kill ahead. I had my little yellow car's low profile bumper ripped in half by a dam racoon few years back......remember that ? Kamakazi critters Pam Cathy and Slammy sittin in a tree.........oh never mind....... ;;D Hey Cathy did you ever get the message Kim was tryin to get ahold of you ????? |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Cerberus on Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:36pm ah yes.... Slammy. Bout fuckin time ya came round agin.... dammit. ;) Ya, my annoying behind is still here. What? you thought you could escape.... silly silly man. WB killer, 'Bus |
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Title: Re: Dont tell anyone, but.............. Post by Roxy on Nov 4th, 2005, 10:49am I actually drank a Slammy the other night. Wasn't half bad..... :o |
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