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(Message started by: The Warden from Hell on Oct 28^th, 2005, 6:16pm)

Title: Funny little diddy
Post by The Warden from Hell on Oct 28^th, 2005, 6:16pm

my friend Stephen sent this one to me. i had to share it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I
know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire
room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change
the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course
it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give
me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If itsnw,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Title: Re: Funny little diddy
Post by rextangle on Oct 28^th, 2005, 6:18pm

This is all sadly so true!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Funny little diddy
Post by sandie99 on Oct 29^th, 2005, 3:04am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
That was great. Thank you for sharing that. ;;D

Sanna

Title: Re: Funny little diddy
Post by Gator on Oct 29^th, 2005, 11:20pm

Can't resist. Sorry.

#10 You walk in the house drenched from head to toe and someone asks you "Is it raining outside?" No meathead. I always soak myself with a waterhose before coming into the house.

#11 You hit your thumb while driving a nail. As you pace about quickly, holding your thumb and cursing someone says, "Oh, Ow, did you hit your thumb?" No, arsehole. I was just practicing my victory dance for when I finally get that nail driven...in your skull!

Title: Re: Funny little diddy
Post by burnt-toast on Oct 30^th, 2005, 10:49am

I believe that you misinterpreted the meaning of #3.

"You can't have your cake and eat it to" is typically interpreted as.

Once you've eaten the cake, there is no cake left to have.

It is a simple reminder that there are consequences to our actions.

Tom

Title: Re: Funny little diddy
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 30^th, 2005, 9:05pm

Cake? Who the hell cares about cake? Gimme ice cream, dammit!! >:(

"All your ice cream are belong to us."

Title: Re: Funny little diddy
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 30^th, 2005, 9:43pm

Those are flippin' hilarious!!!!!!