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(Message started by: Jonny on Oct 27^th, 2005, 6:29pm)

Title: Huh?.....
Post by Jonny on Oct 27^th, 2005, 6:29pm

These are from an email from, jimi ;;D

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by Redd715 on Oct 27^th, 2005, 6:32pm

Ditto....

Huh?

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 27^th, 2005, 6:32pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by Jonny on Oct 27^th, 2005, 6:41pm

I love this one....LOL ;;D

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by Charlie on Oct 27^th, 2005, 8:36pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pound laugh.gif

Hilarious Jonny.

Thanks.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/jo.gif If he ain't jerking off; what is this smiley doing? Beats me....bad choice of wording....

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by Gator on Oct 27^th, 2005, 8:48pm

on 10/27/05 at 20:36:26, Charlie wrote:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/jo.gif If he ain't jerking off; what is this smiley doing? Beats me....bad choice of wording....

Looks to me like he's whistling, Charlie. That looks like a musical note beside his mouth to me.

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by Jimmy B. on Oct 28^th, 2005, 6:38am

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/g/bush_bathroom_break.jpg
President Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a UN General Assembly meeting, September 14, 2005: "I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break. Is this possible?"

"So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War

"A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. " Jimmy B ;;D

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by seasonalboomer on Oct 28^th, 2005, 6:46am

My 2 cents today....

You know you’ve created God in YOUR own image when he hates all the same people you hate. - found on a “Church of Buffett” website

I’ve proven who I am so many times, the magnetic strip’s worn thin - Bruce Cockburn, Pacing the Cage

scott

Title: Re: Huh?.....
Post by sandie99 on Oct 28^th, 2005, 7:43am

;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] The things people say... ::)