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Title: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by mynm156 on Oct 16th, 2005, 3:22pm Let's let only latex stand between our love. F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning. |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Jonny on Oct 16th, 2005, 3:27pm "I said suck it!!!!" That worked one time.....LOL ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by mynm156 on Oct 16th, 2005, 3:29pm on 10/16/05 at 15:27:34, Jonny wrote:
HEY STICK WITH WHAT WORKS! |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Jonny on Oct 16th, 2005, 3:53pm on 10/16/05 at 15:29:08, mynm156 wrote:
Just showing it is enough to kill them.....LOL ;;D How about you Henz.......whats the worst pick up line you have heard? This ought to be good.....I bet Goatboy has used them all.... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by LeLimey on Oct 16th, 2005, 4:14pm The funniest one I have ever heard and the ONLY one I have not had a retort for was "Wanna go halves on a bastard?" Damn near wet myself laughing ;;D (The answer was no when I could speak again though!) |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Redd715 on Oct 16th, 2005, 4:34pm Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. ::) |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by rextangle on Oct 16th, 2005, 4:36pm Do you have some french in you? The girl: No... Would you like some french in you? :'( |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Jonny on Oct 16th, 2005, 4:49pm on 10/16/05 at 16:36:13, rextangle wrote:
The girl: Get away from me you fucking wierdo......LMMFAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by mcf69 on Oct 16th, 2005, 10:08pm Me: You're hot, I'd like to get in your pants... Her: Sorry, there's one a**shole in there already :o |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by cootie on Oct 16th, 2005, 10:42pm I'll show you my tricks if you'll show me your treats. Comparison shopping Pam ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by alienspacebabe on Oct 16th, 2005, 11:03pm "I'll bet you give great head..." |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Donna_D. on Oct 17th, 2005, 1:22am This one belongs to The Master Baker.... ;) You want to go get a six pack and f**k...or don't you like beer? DD |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Gator on Oct 17th, 2005, 1:30am Him: Wanna dance? Her: No Him: Well then I suppose a blowjob is out of the question. Alternative Him: That's okay. I had to shit anyways. |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Carl_D on Oct 17th, 2005, 3:26am Him: Hey baby, wanna come back to my place? Her: I'd love to but I don't think both of us would fit under a rock. Him: Whats your sign? Her: Wrong Way! Him: So... how do you like your eggs in the morning sweetcakes? Her: Unfertilized Him: Is this seat taken. Her: Not at all, and as soon a s you sit down, this one will be empty too Him: So, what are you looking for in a man? Her: The winning powerball lottery ticket Him: How about a lottery ticket with two powerballs? This is a fun way for the guyzez to keep those purty wimmens ego's down to size... Walk up to the hottest girl in the room and say in a drunken manner: "You have got to be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life and... I'm sorry...So sorry, I am being very forward, I am very drunk, you could be very ugly and I just can't tell... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by jimmers on Oct 17th, 2005, 9:02am I just lick my eyebrows, and tell them I can breathe through my ears. DONE DEAL! No need to say anything else ;;D Seeya, Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by ghost62 on Oct 17th, 2005, 9:04am 1.On Mission beach in San Diego, Me as girl skates by, sd Hi Her gave look like i just shot her cat. Me as she wnt by again, " Can I make soup out of you shorts?" Her " Sure!" 2. Same beach July 4th Holding contest with friends as Henz walked by. Scoring 1-10 cow, pig, and "run for it!" Scoring was going pretty good when cops arrived and asked us to move back some because we where disturbing some ladies. We did move about 10 feet. A little later cops arrived again and told us we where still bothering some of the ladies and we couldnt sit in front of the bathrooms. So we moved to on top of them. ;;D when we saw 10+ cop cars arrive lights and sirens we scattered, i grabbed beer and ran. dove between 2 wimminz and told them if cops asked I had been here all day and then told them my name. They agreed and well the rest of the day went soooo much better. ;;D :o |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by ghost62 on Oct 17th, 2005, 9:38am Ok ill admit my most productive line is How much? [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by LeLimey on Oct 17th, 2005, 9:49am on 10/17/05 at 09:38:56, ghost62 wrote:
And I'll bet 99 times out of 100 the answer is more than you can afford peewee isn't it?! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by ghost62 on Oct 17th, 2005, 9:54am on 10/17/05 at 09:49:45, LeLimey wrote:
I knew you couldnt resist. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;) :-* |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Sandy_C on Oct 17th, 2005, 6:00pm From reading all of the above lame pick up lines, no wonder there are so many women today who choose to remain single! The boys can be soooooo lame! The best pick up line should be: Hi! My name is Joe Billionaire and I'm filthy rich, great looking, very nicely hung, and I've got a great 200' yacht with chilled champagne and satin sheets. Want to come for a visit?" If he's really is great looking and nicely hung - maybe. But, if he is telling the truth about being really rich and has the great yacht - my reply would be Want me to drive??? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by gore2424 on Oct 17th, 2005, 6:30pm a guy flashed and said "you like this" to my older sister one time and she said to him " that looks like a penis only smaller" |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by ClusterChuck on Oct 17th, 2005, 8:22pm Why beat around the bush? ? ? Get right to the point: "Wanna FUCK???" |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Rock_Lobster on Oct 17th, 2005, 9:00pm Hi. My name is Lobstah. Remember it... you will be screaming it later tonight. Why should a lady masturbate with these two fingers? (show her two fingers) Because they are mine. (to an annoying bitch) I would really like to fuck you stupid, but it looks like someone beat me to it. I would never expect sex without mutual consent... and oh, you have my consent. |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by giffy76 on Oct 18th, 2005, 7:22am I don't need lines. When I walk into a room all the henz flock to the cock [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Jimmy B. on Oct 18th, 2005, 8:20am What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway. If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. Hey, did you fart? Because you just blew me away! Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too. If any of these work...let me know ;;D Jimmy |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by TheMasterBaker on Oct 18th, 2005, 10:24am on 10/17/05 at 21:00:02, Rock_Lobster wrote:
he he he he he...... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Cheesey Pick-up-line Day! Post by Charlie on Oct 18th, 2005, 5:29pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/howcheap.jpg Worth a shot? Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fully dressed.jpg Well...... |
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