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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:07am)

Title: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:07am
Mari has a little bobblehead kitty on the dash of her minivan. I stole the head and left a ransom note curled up inside the body: "If you ever want to see Fluffy's head again, pay me $50, or else I flush it down the crapper."

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by cootie on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:11am
WHAT.......no plastic jesus ?? (had to be there....sumthin to do with NY) Ya mitea got more for the body Pam  ;;D

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by nani on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:12am
LMAO!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Youse in trubble now....

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Post by Langa on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:12am
Where is Helen when we need her...!

I'm surprised you're still alive bro... ;)

Langa

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Post by aprilbee on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:12am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

poor wittle kitty...

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by giffy76 on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:15am
LMAO. You better run for cover, bobbin & weavin [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:22am
LMAO!! She hasn't noticed yet...  8) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:25am
I would probably laugh my ass off if I were in her position.  That's a pretty good joke!

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:29am
I do stuff like this every once in awhile... A couple of years ago, I lined up some big marshmallows in the driveway, spaced about three feet apart, and at the end, put a little pile of them. Then I took some of Julia's sidewalk chalk and wrote a big arrow to them, "Snowman Terds."

Later on, the sun had melted them to little white blobs, and Julia was squatted down a stick, poking at one of them and saying, "Ewwwwwwwww....." Mari was standing on the deck looking down and exclaiming, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!"  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:32am
My boyfriend doesn't have that type of sense of humor....and to me those things are hilarious.  So, I guess I will live vicariously through you....LOL  ;)

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by jimmers on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:39am
That is funny Frank! ;;D

Guess ya turned the dashboard item into  kind of a "Fortune Kitty" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Seeya,

Jimmers

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 12:04pm
;;D ;) My sister was supposed to be looking after me while my mom was at work. I was home with a high fever. Instead, she was out front, yacking with her friends. I went into her room and beheaded all of her Barbies, then dumped all of the ice out of the ice-dispenser in the 'fridge, and put all of the heads in there. When she finally came in, I told her I was really thirsty, and asked for a glass of ice water. I heard, "Rrrrrr... Ka-klink! Ka-klink! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Man, she kicked my ass... LMAO!! It was SO worth it.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 12th, 2005, 12:18pm
Were you the "problem" child?

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 12:19pm
Who, me??  :o Why, I... I... er... well, yeah.... LMAO

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by ghost62 on Oct 12th, 2005, 1:19pm
;;D

Memories, light the corners of my mind.











Oh well something has to. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 1:34pm
Mind? What mind? I was out of mine, and then I lost it, and I've found that living on this planet has been a bit easier ever since. ;)

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by pattik on Oct 12th, 2005, 1:35pm
LMAO, Frank.   Please keep us updated on Mari's reaction.  And Langa is right....if when Helen finds out about this, your a$$ is grass ;;D

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 2:27pm
ROFL!! She came in and handed me the ransom note, fake boo-hooing, and then I pulled the head out of a cup on my desk and said, "PeekaBOO!!" She was laughing her ass off... LOL!  [smiley=laugh.gif]




(She's going to poison my soup, later....) LOL

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 12th, 2005, 2:33pm
That is too funny!

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Post by Charlie on Oct 12th, 2005, 3:03pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/ef weird


Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/head pat.gif

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 3:04pm
LMAO!! Mean ol' Charlie!!  ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

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Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 12th, 2005, 3:34pm
I would have held out for the fifty bucks first.

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Post by Cathi04 on Oct 12th, 2005, 3:38pm
lol>..yOU TWO DO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember once, when my daughter was first dating. She had a "boy over"....and they watched TV in the Den. Somehow, Gil and I were goofing off, and I took took the sprayer off the kitchen faucet and blasted him in the face. He, in turned, grabbed a handfull of flour from the canister and chased me all around the house, leaving a trail behind us.  We ended up out by the pool where Gil grabbed the hose, sprayed me, then threw the flour all over me, caking in the water.........
....don't know why her date left so early that night.come to think of it, we never saw him again........
what a stuffed shirt!

Anywhoo....after 33 yrs together, think it's these moments when I know...I picked good!

Loving and laughing,
Cathi

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 3:47pm
Hee hee.... Good for you, Cathi!! Mari and I will be celebrating 14 years of marriage in November. :) (A total of 16 years since we met) :)

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by LeLimey on Oct 12th, 2005, 4:46pm
Frank you keep going, dig it nice and deep mate!

Just remember while you are away next week we can all ring Mari with a few suggestions on how to run a happy home  ;;D

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 4:48pm
OMG!!!  :o :-X

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jonny on Oct 12th, 2005, 5:19pm

on 10/12/05 at 16:46:56, LeLimey wrote:
Frank you keep going, dig it nice and deep mate!

Just remember while you are away next week we can all ring Mari with a few suggestions on how to run a happy home  ;;D


Helen, why dont we just buy a new HUMMER sofa for Franks living room  ;) ;;D

http://www.winelady.com/resin/2025.jpg


Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by LeLimey on Oct 12th, 2005, 5:23pm
Give him something to aspire to you mean Jonny?  ;;D

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jonny on Oct 12th, 2005, 5:27pm

on 10/12/05 at 17:23:02, LeLimey wrote:
Give him something to aspire to you mean Jonny?  ;;D


Well, he has been dreaming of owning one since he was a little boy.....LMAO ;;D

ZING!!!!....Frank :-*

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:32pm
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!  :o [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] LMAO! God damn, that thing is FUGLY!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by cootie on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:48pm
Seems to me if I remember correclty Frank hates hummers.......I jus said a mouth full Pam  :o ;;D 8)

I winged a beer bottle at Brad's head one time and can actually throw them around corners. I like to remeber those special moments too.......... ;;D

Title: Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:49pm
I never said that, Pam. I said I hate H2's and H3's.  :o :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]



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