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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Oct 12^th, 2005, 7:48am)

Title: Now these are great women!
Post by Sandy_C on Oct 12^th, 2005, 7:48am

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Jasmyn on Oct 12^th, 2005, 8:39am

Quote:

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

You think she had CH?

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by aprilbee on Oct 12^th, 2005, 8:44am

Those are all so great!!! :D

Thanks for sharing!! :-*

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Kate in Oz on Oct 12^th, 2005, 8:59am

Right on sister ! [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Langa on Oct 12^th, 2005, 9:15am

Quote:

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

My Fave! ;;D

These are great! Thanks Sandy!

April, your little bees are killin me... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by pattik on Oct 12^th, 2005, 9:42am

on 10/12/05 at 07:48:54, Sandy_C wrote:

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I couldn't decide between these three as favorites.
[smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks, Sandy.girlz rule!

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by ghost62 on Oct 12^th, 2005, 9:53am

Now I am trying to figure out why any man would want to combine marriage and a career, They are two different things. So that is why wimminz stress so much they think they have to combine the two. Henz it aint a recipe you dont have to mix it all together. ;;D ;)

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by aprilbee on Oct 12^th, 2005, 10:58am

on 10/12/05 at 09:15:15, Langa wrote:

April, your little bees are killin me... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Thanks!! yer so sweet!!! :-* Woobie hooked me up with a bunch of them!! It was so hard to chose, so I'll just change them around every once in a while!! :D

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by nani on Oct 12^th, 2005, 11:17am

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

My favorites. Thanks, Sandy, these are great!

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Langa on Oct 12^th, 2005, 11:20am

on 10/12/05 at 10:58:44, aprilbee wrote:

Thanks!! yer so sweet!!! :-* Woobie hooked me up with a bunch of them!! It was so hard to chose, so I'll just change them around every once in a while!! :D

I can't wait to see the next one...Funny the little things that sets us all apart ;)

Langa

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by sandie99 on Oct 12^th, 2005, 12:41pm

on 10/12/05 at 07:48:54, Sandy_C wrote:

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

My favourite. ;;D

These are great. Thanks, Sandy! :)

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Sandy_C on Oct 12^th, 2005, 1:20pm

on 10/12/05 at 09:53:58, ghost62 wrote:

Goatee, dear. We Henz do have to combine marriage and a career, whereas you Rooster's only have to concern yourselves with going out in the morning to crow, and then come home and fertilize the egg. The Henz, not only have to sit on your fertilized egg, but they also go out in the morning, collect the seed/feed(bacon), to feed the little chicadees that your fertilization created.

;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Langa on Oct 12^th, 2005, 1:54pm

on 10/12/05 at 13:20:49, Sandy_C wrote:

Damn Sandy! That was good!
Beautifully stated Sis! ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by ghost62 on Oct 12^th, 2005, 1:57pm

on 10/12/05 at 13:20:49, Sandy_C wrote:

So what is your point? ;;D

You got your job and we got ours. :-*

And then there is the rest of the day. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by LeLimey on Oct 12^th, 2005, 4:33pm

Breathe Goat!!BREATHE!!
(Girls can we please remember our duty??? You know this creature hasn't got the mental magic to multitask.. typing and breathing at the same time is pushing it and that was quite a long post from him you know! ::) )

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by ghost62 on Oct 12^th, 2005, 4:36pm

[smiley=spit.gif]

Now i gotta clean my screen again thanks Hen ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Now these are great women!
Post by Lizzie2 on Oct 12^th, 2005, 4:40pm

Quote:

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Haahahaha That is my absolute favourite!!! I do NOT iron...not ever. LOL If I marry a man with a normal 9-5 job that needs a suit and tie, he's gonna have to iron it himself.

hehe Thanks Sandy!